Warhammer Version:
Young man, do you want a dashing military uniform? Fine weapons for slaying dragons and demons? A generous salary? Then sign this contract and become an Imperial grunt, er, cannon fodder!
Old-timer, do you want eternal youth? An everlasting throne? The power to move mountains and fill seas? Then join the Empire and become an Imperial governor, er, scapegoat!
Warcraft Version:
Max-level warrior with a full set of godly gear, leading a dungeon run. I'll pull everything at once and won't lose any HP. Need strong DPS, no healers. Warlocks and Tang Sect, get lost.
Experienced Driver Version:
There's tons of room in this ride. A few more ladies, hop on! Don't worry, it's a tank. It won't tip over!
