When players across the entire server of Skyknight Field Online couldn't conquer the boss on the fortieth floor and were stuck, I was already chatting away with the boss on the forty-first floor, wondering what to do with my ninth duplicate divine artifact.
The reason is simple: my wife is the boss on the ninetieth floor.
"Honey, my underlings beat the conquest team back again! They're so mad! Here's half the gold they dropped: five million!"
Wow! My wife is amazing!
"As a reward, huff, huff, can you give me a nude photo of you in real life, hubby?"
That's right, she's a perverted AI too!
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