The Rebirth Journey of a Troublemaking Senior

As they say: I'm Ba, the boss around here. I don't say much, but I'm tough. I'm Ba, the queen around here. Flat-chested and hard-headed.

"What kind of nonsense is that?" Ba Meina lightly flicked her gleaming dagger, pleased by the metallic hum it made.

"Today, I'm chopping up that useless piece of trash."

What do you do when you're surrounded? Kill one and break even. Kill two and come out ahead. Kill three and hit the jackpot.

Ba "Boss" Meina's friendly reminder: This story is about as reliable as its author. Expect a chaotic, over-the-top mess that may hurt your eyes. Also, there's world conquest (struck through).