I'm Senju Yukima! I'd rather starve to death! Jump off the roof! I will never marry that deadpan pervert Uchiha Madara!
Whoever dares oppose my husband's becoming the First Hokage, I'll smash their stupid head! Especially you, Hashirama! Got a problem with that?!
=Gender Bender Romance= (The protagonist's not right in the head, probably.)
Also, to the extremists who dislike gender-bender romance: don't just judge the book by its blurb and try to make a huge fuss. If you can move as fast as a reporter from a certain place, click the red X in the top right and save us all the trouble. Everyone will be happy, wouldn't that be lovely? (Sima face)
