Darling, I Like You!

My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU? An Ordinary Person? Love Live!?

You are all obsessed with those cute underage girls, but you've forgotten the vow you made in the comments back then.

I love you, ma'am!

Rule one: Don't go after anyone under 25.

Rule two: If you see me flirting with a high school girl, you're imagining things.

Rule three: This book has a positive outlook on life.

Rule four: Refer to the first three rules.