"My lord, I have a question."
"That's unusual. Go ahead."
"My lord, are you really an immortal?"
"Oh? What makes you ask?" Liu Xiu was rather surprised.
"Aren't other people's immortals full of spiritual energy, aloof and dazzling? Or else they wipe out entire families at the slightest provocation, or are fiercely protective of their own, and so on..."
"Their outlook is what's wrong!"
"Then why aren't you like other people's immortals, my lord? Other people's immortals train diligently and go into seclusion for millions of years... But you feel awful if you go a single day without watching anime."
"..."
"When a manga goes on hiatus, you lose the will to live."
"..."
"You get completely wrecked by games and threaten the game companies..."
"..."
"You value your figurines more than your magical artifacts..."
"..."
"You have a whole mountain of erotic magazines..."
"..."
"My lord, are you really an immortal?"
"..."
You make a lot of sense. I have no answer!
