Monster Hunters Don't Get Carried Back by Cats

I roasted meat in the wind with a Wind Dragon,

I traded punches with a mountain-sized brute.

I clashed beam attacks with a Skull Dragon,

I danced on top of a Snake King.

I, Chen Mo, Monster Hunter,

never get carted!

Well, just pretend all of that really happened.

This is the story of a lousy hunter.

Progress: MHP3 - late MH4G - Monster Hunter World (planned)