Miss, would you be interested in a date that goes straight to heaven? Huh!? No women? Then... would you be interested in a female (beep) friend? Hey!! Don't go! If nothing else, we can start as friends!!!
This is the story of an alchemist who goes around helping people solve their problems. It's the story of an alchemist who always has all sorts of strange and unusual gadgets on hand to help people solve their problems. And it's the story of an alchemist who always has all sorts of strange and unusual gadgets on hand to help people solve their problems, in exchange for certain indescribable things from beautiful women!!!
