This Isn't the Apocalypse I Know!

Swords Unsheathed version: Bullshit! Can bullets fill your stomach? Shoot! Give that son of a bitch hell!

Big-Sister-Con version: Sis, take it easy! This is an apocalypse novel, not an adult comic!

Jokester version: I think he won't give us any weapons unless we steal that bastard's sister-in-law.

Normal version: I just want to eat my fill in this world, that's all!!!

PS: All right, I really can't be bothered to think up a synopsis. I'll just copy one.