A Diary of Observing Little Elves

Lan Sa says that having the protagonist transmigrate to the world of Pokemon and throw his weight around is just too lame! Wouldn't it be much cooler if those Pokemon transmigrated to the real world and threw their weight around instead?! But just as humanity finally regained the initiative, and a real-world version of the Pokemon world was about to take shape, he, Lan Sa, was finally about to stand tall and show off a little. Why did he have to be reborn right then?! And if being reborn wasn't bad enough, why did even his starter Pokemon change?!

P.S. Updates usually come in the early hours of the morning.

P.P.S. If you're bored enough to debate science in a Pokemon fanfic, please have some self-respect.