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Wukong: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, Guanyin Bodhisattva, this is terrible! Master is fighting monsters again!"
Guanyin: "??! Then what are you still doing here? Hurry up and take the Golden Rope over there!"
Bajie: "Why are the three of us following Master all the way to the Western Heaven, anyway?"
Wujing: "To stop Master from killing the monsters on the road whenever he gets into a disagreement with them!"
Tang Xuanzang: "Amitabha Buddha. This humble monk has come from the Great Tang in the Eastern Lands to journey west and retrieve the sacred scriptures... You bunch of monsters, stay the hell away from my disciples! Otherwise, don't blame this humble monk for going on a killing spree!"
(P.S. Please don't treat this book as a traditional Journey to the West. This is fan fiction, yes, fan fiction. So all the settings here are adaptations.)
