Pokemon: Twilight of the Gods

As dusk draws near, the Lord of Night descends:

The divine grace lost for a thousand years, the netherworld buried in the abyss, awakens once more today!

Old grudges from a bygone era, new tides of the age to come: stake your pride and soul in one final struggle!

Scattered stone tablets, tangled paths, a fate manipulated by others, will at last... be set right!

( _(:з"∠)_ I thought this blurb was pretty good, but someone found one line annoying, so I simply deleted it and replaced it with something cute.)