Fine, you win...
To transmigrate, I tried getting hit by a car, getting hit by a sedan, getting hit by a bus, getting hit by an electric scooter, getting hit by a bicycle, and even getting hit by a toy car, but I still didn't transmigrate.
Well, fine, then I'll jump off a building. Hmm, I'll start with one step... Now ten steps. Hmm, maybe not. I'll do it tomorrow.
I guess the safest way to transmigrate really is to click [Do you want to know the meaning of life? YES/NO].
This is the dream of a certain shut-in who, after transmigrating and being reborn, left behind a place full of painful memories and wanted to live a genuinely happy life for once.
PS: This story has yanderes, corruption, all sorts of craziness, and Moonfall is currently reposting it.