When evil descends upon the world, a warrior of hope is sure to appear. Clad in armor representing the constellations, they fight by unleashing their hidden energy, the Cosmo.
They are the warriors who protect love and peace in the world: the Saints! By a hero solemnly reciting the opening narration of some resistance-themed OP.
(Sky, flipping on the snark switch): Hold on! This synopsis is just plagiarized! And that little "by" you added at the end is completely unnecessary! And another thing, this synopsis makes my book sound even more like a Saint Seiya fanfic! It's not the shameless title we suggested before, but this is way too easy to misunderstand!
(Hero, looking unconcerned): I'm not completely wrong, though. At least the protagonist is a Saint, right? Besides, saving the world sounds pretty much like the kind of thing in your previous books, Sky. It's classic shonen hero stuff: go save the world, Sky! You're the only one who can take on this great responsibility! (Fired up)
(Sky, now fully playing the straight man): No way! And why me, anyway?! Wouldn't you, Hero, be a better fit? Also, this is a time-travel story. The protagonist only gets the power of the Saints. And then saves... Sorry, I was wrong.
(Hero, expressionless): Well, let's not get into that for now. The protagonist isn't Athena, but she's still a goddess's Saint, even if that goddess is a little... Anyway, no spoilers for now. But having you act cute, Sky, is sure to attract plenty of readers. (Looking delighted♂)
(Sky, eyes wide): Wait! You did that on purpose! How dare you fool me, the author! I'll kill off your snark scenes, Hero!
(Hero, furious): What?! You're going to kick me, the mastermind, out?! That's unreasonable! Authors acting cute and showing their breasts when apologizing are just common sense!
Sky: There is no such thing as common sense like that!!!!
