Tamamo Sakura: I am the mighty nine-tailed fox spirit, yet I ended up falling into the hands of a twenty-year-old kid.
Shrine maiden Ichinotani Yuya: Lord Wenhou, I want to have your babies.
Qianling: I-I-I-I... Me and Wenhou aren't in a purely innocent relationship or anything!
Qianhe: ...Lord Wenhou is so handsome.
Wen Xuan: My brother isn't an iceberg, he's just secretly passionate.
Wenwen: Ta-da! Shocking news!
To avoid getting an inspection visit, I should change the cover after all.
Wenhou: That's enough, you two!
(As expected, the old cover really was dirty... No, I mean, great!)
