The Part-Time Empress

Ah! The general's daughter is here again, forcing me to practice martial arts!

Ah! The beastfolk chieftain's daughter is clinging to me, but why is she saying I kidnapped her?

Ah! The Elven Queen has declared war on the Sakaros Empire! The reason? Your damn empress actually washed her feet in a river in our elven homeland!

Ah! This is a terrifying part-time job. One careless move and I'm facing war and endless headaches.