Oriental Time Made Simple

Since I can't write a proper blurb, all I can say is... A girl and a bunch of older ladies fool around in Gensokyo, inside and out, enjoying their idle everyday lives. Of course, this book will seriously investigate and discuss Gensokyo's unsolved mysteries with the same earnest attitude as Early Meow's common sense: Why hasn't Reimu starved to death? Will Marisa get food poisoning? Just how many pads does Miss Sakuya have? Afterwards, we'll hand the results over to Dr. Cirno for highly professional analysis. For details, please consult the Bunbun Daily.

P.S. This is a very sweet story, half plot and half everyday life, with dog food included.

P.P.S. We refuse to acknowledge nonprofessional papers like the Flower Fruit News. And if you're going to recommend things to me, well... I... can be reasoned with about anything.

P.P.P.S. Special Correspondent Aya's workplace injuries have never been dealt with. We hope our readers can help.

P.P.P.P.S. It's not nice to question other people, but Miss Yuuka... are you really involved with Alice...? No, there's no problem at all... Please don't bully me...

P.P.P.P.P.S. Miss Yukari, if I may be frank, this thing you did was completely thankless. If it were me... I'm terribly sorry, please give me back my keyboard.