The Traveler of Civilization

The Chinese seized the Arc de Triomphe, the French seized the Louvre, the Turks seized the Leaning Tower of Pisa, and the British seized the Grand Mosque!

Ding-dong! The Great Lighthouse has been completed in faraway Mongolia.

The peace-loving Mr. Gandhi never throws atomic bombs around.

The excavation technology of our great chest-slave civilization is second to none!

In 4000 BC, there was a great man named Washington...

Japanese samurai love nothing more than slacking off.

Ah! Which bastard stole my Petra!