The scroll foretells: brothers will clash, black wings will spread, and the world will descend into chaos. Alduin, bane of kings, ancient shadow, will devour the land and bring it to ruin.
Great child of the Dragonborn, defeat the ancient dark dragon and drive away the evil stirring in the shadows.
We will pray for your protection, praise your might, and pass down your name. You are Skyrim's savior, a being as great as a divine spirit...
"Miss, could you be a dear and help me out financially? Or we could make the kind of deal everyone enjoys, if you like?"
So said Lady Lorins, the great Dragonborn who defeated Alduin, World-Eater, and went bankrupt after killing a chicken.
P.S. Pure yuri. They've already gone all the way, so yuri fans can read without worry.
