An Account of Fantastic Creatures

"Teacher, teacher, my manager keeps trying to harass me. Can I eat her?" "No."

"But she always looks at me with such lustful eyes..." "I said no, so no."

"Aww... Teacher, don't you love me anymore?!" "First, I'm your teacher, not your boyfriend. Second, I've met Xiao Wang, and she's a decent person, nothing like what you described. Third, and most importantly, she's a woman!"

"But Teacher, I'm already pregnant with your child!" "Don't mistake your delusions for reality. I won't admit to that!"