As a member of the Pie Squad, I have to say the pressure is getting to me. The atmosphere in the port has been ruined by certain admirals! So, to restore discipline, the Governor's Office has issued a top-priority order: every admiral must have a Pie Squad member assigned to them. Absolutely do not let any admiral who tries to make a move on a destroyer get away with it. Absolutely! Well, this is a story about a lolicon Pie Squad member and a little girl. One little girl: If I put this on, I'll be an admiral~