I Promise You Ten Thousand Acres of Good Farmland

As the ugliest woman in the land, she vows to find the most handsome man in the world, with the goal of improving her genes. Unfortunately, handsome men are also looks-oriented. The ugly girl makes her own way, tending fields and raising fish. Silver grows in her lotus fields, and while she's at it, she waits for the most handsome man to walk right into her trap. On their wedding night, he flips the table and smashes the bowls. "Woman, you're truly ugly." The woman gives him a lascivious smile. "That's true, but you're still easy on the eyes." "And then?" "Give me a divorce letter, or I'll cheat on you and give you a taste of green!"