The Troubled Times Counselor of the Three Kingdoms

When I was a child, I had several big roosters at home. They were so big that when they fought, the hair on their necks would stand up all over! Whoever you see has to peck you! I have never subdued anyone, they are very fierce! That day, while my parents were not at home, I fought with them for more than half an hour. I was fully armed and carried a stick, and I was pecked and cried like a wolf, and they were beaten to pieces... Their mouths were so sharp that I got through all my clothes. I took out my pocket money from under the rocks and went to the health center to buy a lot of laxatives from my uncle... I told him that my father had been constipated for the past two days, and my uncle didn't ask anything else and just gave them to me (the laxatives in the past were very powerful...) And when I got home, my uncle prescribed the amount for me. The three-day pills were those pills. I looked around and found the jar for pounding garlic at home. I crushed the pills and washed them with water in a bowl. I was afraid that the chicken wouldn't drink it, so I put a lot of sugar in it. Looking at the yellow liquid, I sneered secretly and told you to peck me and kill you! I took the bowl and went to the yard, and the chickens came fluttering over again. I pulled them with one hand and cursed, "Damn, I saw you were tired and I gave you some water, and you pecked me, how heartless!" When I got to the sink, I quickly poured the water in... At this moment, the goddess Hui Hui of my childhood showed her head at the door and called me: "XX, XX! Let's go and play!" At that time, she was the sun in my heart, and her words made me lose my soul. I threw down the bowl, with a runny nose, and hurried over to hold her hand, and the two of us went to her house to play house... Good times are always short-lived. When I got home at lunch time, my mother came up and said, "Where are you crazy again? Help me do some work quickly. Wash the vegetables and pound the garlic. Your father and some friends will come home for dinner later." I responded. After washing the vegetables, I put the garlic in the jar and pounded it. I was still thinking about the laughter with Huihui. When the garlic was poured out, the color of the garlic changed. I suddenly remembered that there were still a lot of laxative residues in the garlic jar that I wanted to throw away. But I was afraid of being scolded, so I simply added some soy sauce to it. Well, the color was very dark this time, so it should be fine! During the dinner, Dad and his brothers were having a great time changing glasses. They ate all the garlic juice. After a few drinks and meals, Dad waved his hand and said, "Let's go and take a bath." In the old bathhouse, there was a big boiler outside, and there was a bathing pool inside the door. The women took the bath from 6 to 10 in the morning, and the men took the bath from 1 to 5 in the afternoon. A few people were drunkenly stripping off their clothes and undressing their pants. The water in the pool was steaming. My father and the others were sitting inside, their faces were slightly red, and they looked like they were enjoying themselves. I After testing the water, it was too hot to get in, so I squatted by the pool. My dad and my brothers were chatting wordlessly. Suddenly, my dad frowned and his eyes suddenly opened. Then I looked at my dad's buttocks soaked in the water, and a yellow jet of water spurted out! I looked at my dad in disbelief. My dad actually had diarrhea in the pool! ! ! My dad looked at me, biting his lip, and shook his head gently at me, as if he was unhappy! Then he looked around and found that his brothers were all submerged in the water and were unconscious. He grabbed the edge of the pool with both hands, stretched his body, and forced himself to stand up slowly and go out of the pool. When my third uncle heard the sound of water, he opened his eyes in confusion and saw my father sticking out his big ass. He said to my father, "Why are you going? Let's have a party." My father was silent, but just as he was about to come out, oh! My father's lower body squirmed again, and with a "porphyry", a string of yellow liquid spurted out... My third uncle was shot in the head by "Xiang" like this! Everyone present was shocked. They wiped their faces and almost lost their breath. They roared, "F*ck! What are you doing?! What the hell did you spit out?!" My dad screamed, "I, I, I can't do it, I can't do it!" Then he suddenly jumped out of the pool. Because his bare feet were slippery, my dad suddenly fell to the ground. He ignored the pain and held his butt tightly with his hands... It didn't work at all. Xiang sprayed from between his fingers in all directions. It was so powerful that it was so hot! At this moment, another explosion occurred in the pool. My uncle couldn't stand it anymore. He started to plummet in the pool. The pool was almost turning yellow. The remaining third uncle and younger uncle in the pool all rushed out at once. I sat by the pool and watched with fear as my uncle stood up and ran out of the pool, spraying and spraying. Their faces turned green... The third uncle and younger uncle's faces turned green... After the uncle came out, they looked at each other and couldn't bear to look away. They heard two sounds of "Pfft!" , On the door, ****** was everywhere, the chaos inside was really "flying" and was finally shocked outside. The old man who looked at the bathhouse thought there was a fight inside. When he opened the door, he was immediately petrified... My father would be a real man. He was so energetic. He lay on the ground and roared, "Everything is going on." TM get out of my way! Then, under the horrified gaze of the uncle, my dad sprayed directly onto the ceiling. It was really three meters high! The uncle slammed the door and almost cried outside the door. I could feel how shocked my dad was by the scene just now. The uncle trembled and said: "Brothers inside, I'm [beep-beep-beep---]!" Are you having diarrhea during a competition? ! " That day has already been recorded in history. It was the headline news in our village and everyone was talking about it after dinner. The feat of these four brothers letting the "******" fly for a while in the bathhouse... After that, all kinds of versions emerged one after another, and there were stories about everything. It was also said that my father and the others were practicing a kind of "evil martial arts" in the bathhouse... Even after so many years, I will never forget the scene of them collapsing in the bathhouse... There was also a scene when others were helping my father, my father said weakly: "Don't touch me. I want to do it again..."... Actually, I was not wrong. The only fault was the medicine my uncle gave me. The medicine was too strong in the so-called cause and effect cycle, and retribution was not good. After all, paper could not contain the fire. Three days later, I fell into the law... I think back then, my father went to school that day and asked me for a full half-year's sick leave...

Under normal circumstances, shouldn't Chen Huan be alone all his life? What girl do you want? ? ? The more I look at it, the more annoyed I am, so angry

Firstly, the hegemony genre is already very attractive even if it's not about fighting for hegemony. In fact, I think most people have fantasized about being a counselor and fighting openly and secretly with their opponents. Secondly, I haven't seen the protagonist engage in stud behavior yet. In fact, there are many girls who mix with boys. These are all your potential customers (if it doesn't work, why don't you let the girls come up with the CP by themselves if you don't have CP? And don't you see, most of the popular novels now don't have a female protagonist or just have a single female protagonist? You can figure it out yourself.) The three protagonists' IQs are online. Author, you didn't insult my brain. Fourthly, my male heroes are all described as handsome, which is what I imagined a counselor should be like (although the protagonist is not in Wei, the base camp where most of my male heroes are, but he went to Wu with the surviving little Sun Ce and Zhou Yu [ emot=default,03/], the most important thing is not to go to Shu where Liu Bei is) The final plot is very exciting I think all the popular articles have become popular. I hope you won't break my buff. [Emot=default,14/]

Who are you working for? Soochow? ? I think it is better for Cao Cao to follow the trend and be wise.

It is very easy for a time traveler to become famous and gain fame, right? With such a master, the protagonist is tied to the chariot of the family. How can a modern person be tied down? Not to mention that the protagonist will die quickly if his thoughts are different from those in ancient times! To be honest, people with different ideas are the easiest to survive in troubled times. People with different ideas will die faster when they live and work in peace and contentment and the country is stable. When writing about the protagonist, there is a master who can make it up. The protagonist should have the feeling of jumping out of the chess game instead of entering the game on his own, just like Zhuge Liang's military confidence that he has everything under control and is strategizing! The author might as well just set the protagonist as a person from the Three Kingdoms instead of making the time traveler adapt to this troubled world. . . People who time travel should adapt to troubled times, and people who time travel in peaceful times should adapt to the current era... This book does not give people the sensory reading experience of modern people after time travel. It only gives people the feeling that no one is forcing them to be chess pieces and they have to be chess pieces. There is no use in setting the protagonist as a time traveler. ... A long-standing match convinced Liu Bei. The protagonist has so many cutting-edge views and post-modern vision. I was also drunk... Anyway, it is strange to see that the protagonist is set to have such a master. After reading on, it is not what I expected, haha...

Wu Zetian proved that success has nothing to do with gender, Jiang Ziya proved that success has nothing to do with age, Zhu Yuanzhang proved that success has nothing to do with origin, Jack Ma proved that success has nothing to do with appearance, Bill Gates proved that success has nothing to do with academic qualifications, and I am better, I proved that success has nothing to do with me.

I don't want Sun Ce to die and let Sun Shiwan become the master of Jiangdong

The author writes very well, whether it is the writing style, the plot or the setting, and being a counselor is also very unconventional and eye-catching, so the author should not be discouraged, gold will always shine.

If you live alone, can you tell me the conditions for extra updates? [Emot=default,04/]

Celebrating that the author is finally out of the palace. It's not in vain that I kept it on the bookshelf for so long without deleting it. I give you a vote and update it quickly