
Non-salted Fish Life in the Three Kingdoms
by Batu Caves
About This Novel
In the chaotic times of the late Han Dynasty, people were starving and dying everywhere, and warlords were fighting endlessly. Zhang Xi, a time-travelling fish from modern times, came to such a fatal era. The first thing he had to consider was not to lie down. If he lay down again, he would really be dead. This is a story about a salted fish who wants to turn over, and it is also a story about a modern ordinary person trying to survive in the late Han Dynasty and the Three Kingdoms era, and hoping to live a better life. PS: This article is an imaginary historical article, which is convenient for the author to be lazy. PS again: This book is not a cool article, please read with caution if you like cool articles.
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Official(71)Scraped 21d ago
The more I look at it, the uglier it gets. It's a waste of my RMB.
The protagonist doesn't know the meaning of following Liu Bei. He plays soy sauce every day and follows history. How can he tolerate the servant and Xiaoqi being together? If you can accept the idea that you are a modern person, what is your attitude and language towards Liu Bei? Why are you acting like that! What to Zhuge? Hey And what exactly is the protagonist going to do? Assist Liu Bei? I didn't see any of my own thoughts. It was all based on the TV series I watched that gave me foresight. But if I had foresight, I didn't use my brain. Being in the great freedom is just following the development trajectory of history, even though it is history and romance. The protagonist is really a failure. He has no ideas, no independent personality, follows the crowd, has no independent opinions, and should not go to the front line if he is afraid of death. How many times have he fought on the front line and he is still so afraid of death that you want to change the status quo? Training is also arranged by others, and everything you do depends on the arrangements of others. What is the meaning of being a protagonist? No suggestions, hey. Boring book
Don't fall into this trap. This thing has over 400 chapters. Don't even say it supports the original version. It's just a pirated version and you won't even read it.
I saw Chapter 665 of Stick to the Genuine, and I advise you not to fall into this trap. The war part at the beginning is a bit epic, but the rest is all garbage. The main plot has become the author's self-pleasure. It is all nonsense that cannot advance the plot, and there is no priority. The protagonist's role in the latter part is pitiful. Are readers here to see Zhuge Liang? Or are you here to see Liu Bei?
The author's description of the war is too misleading
After reading more than 400 chapters, the author's war description can be said to be very novice. This is not to criticize, but it is too outrageous. The whole book is mindlessly raising the level of cavalry and trebuchets. First: Mongolia built thousands of trebuchets and smashed the city wall of Xiangyang for a whole year. In your book, dozens of trebuchets were used to destroy the opponent's city wall in a few days. This mud horse went too far, destroying a nearly 10-meter rammed earth city wall. Even your World War II 75MM mountain cannon was not so efficient. Second: Brainless exaggeration of cavalry. Do you want to know more about Zhuge Liang and Liu Yu's Northern Expedition? If you look at Wuhou's military system and military formation, you won't praise the omnipotence of the cavalry. Two-thirds of the entire army is composed of crossbows, spears, and knives. Just like the Tang Army and the Ming Army, the infantry must carry bows and crossbows, as well as knives and spears, and they all have 4-5 meter long spears. Are they afraid of such hairy cavalry? Are you afraid of peeing while walking and riding a bow? ? ? ? Are you afraid of a 3-4 meter riding spear with a 5-meter rifle? ? ? Wei Yan defeated Guo Huai three times, and Zhuge Liang frightened the Wei army, which was dominated by cavalry, to dare not fight in the field. Not to mention Liu Yu, thousands of infantry fought all the way to Guanzhong despite the harassment of hundreds of thousands of cavalry. Do you think it was Queyue Formation? In the Tang Dynasty and the Five Dynasties, it was common sense for infantry to defeat cavalry. Except for the cavalry, the rest of the Tang army were mounted infantry. The hundreds of thousands of Khitan cavalry could be defeated by tens of thousands of infantry in the Hebei feudal town. The mobility of the cavalry is far inferior to that of the infantry. The cavalry must dismount and lead them when marching long distances, and they must have multiple horses per person. Prussian military regulations require that infantry marches must often stop and wait for the cavalry. In the Tang Dynasty, the auxiliary troops marching in the vassal towns easily marched despite the harassment of cavalry. This was a basic operation. The cavalry is important, but the core is still the infantry. As long as the infantry is of high quality, it will be useless to coerce Xue's army. This was the case even in World War II. The German Blitzkrieg tanks assaulted, but the German infantry held the flanks steady. Stone and Repelly also destroyed the French and Soviet tank units, especially Repelly. The German infantry annihilated 1,600 tanks, including 400 KVs and T34s, in one go. In addition, the role of armor cannot be seen in the full text, especially when it is said that when Nanzhong fought against Meng Huo, 2,000 elites died before killing 3,000 of the enemy... You are digging iron ore and doing business, so you didn't think much about making armor when you co-authored it? ? ? Not to mention plate armor, which requires the overall smelting and tempering of large steel plates and the unlocking of the spring soft steel technology tree, the level is too high. This armor is essentially developed from Renaissance defensive firearms and steel crossbows, and the technology requirements are too high. But can't step armor and porous brushed unlock chain mail work? ? You have a layer of Ming Army-style straight body armor on the outside, Ming Army-style ring arm armor, upper and lower chain mail armor on the inside, a multi-petal or two-petal hat helmet or a Polish winged cavalry helmet, plus a top armor, eight formations and a small number of cavalry, plus crossbows and spears holding Miao Dao/Mo Dao. The 3,000 heavy infantry and the entire Yunnan horse army are the strongest troops in ancient times - the cavalry heavy infantry. They are the ace core of the rise of Zhu Di and the Manchu Qing Dynasty. With these thousands of people, you can beat Cao Wei and tens of thousands. Didn't you win Yizhou and get money from Nanzhong? Where is A?
Unreasonable inferences from war scenes
I just talked about a lot. In fact, you restricted the primary firearms that appeared in the Tang and Song Dynasties, and refused to use cloth armor or cotton armor suitable for mass production (lined with dozens of large iron sheets). The production efficiency of cloth armor can be seen in the Ming Dynasty records, which is more than 2,000 for ordinary armor The efficiency of the nail plate + drilling and braiding is dozens of times). At the same time, the ring arm armor also avoids the problem of leaking elbows and joints during traditional Chinese arm movements. The chain mail was praised by Cao Zhi and the Tang Dynasty but was popularized only after the porous drawing was brought back by the Mongolian Yuan Dynasty. You can also unlock it at this time. These armors and weapons were matched with eight formations and infantry troops, and then the Yunnan horses were used to defeat Cao Wei and Sun Quan immediately. Liu Yu's Northern Expedition was an all-round infantry defeating cavalry on all fronts, and they were all armored cavalry with stirrups. You don't think Liu Yu's ship sailed all the way to Chang'an, right? Let's not talk about the effect of good armor. In the history books, all kinds of people who were shot by bows and cavalry with ribs like Wei Yan were jumping alive. As a result, Wei Yan fell down after being shot by bows and arrows after a few arrows... He was wearing leather armor? ? ? Even if leather armor is used, do you think leather armor is very good at protecting you? ? ? In the West, during the Anglo-French war era, leather armor reinforced with steel bars could withstand the slashing and stabbing attacks of large swords. The whole article is all about exaggerating cavalry and ignoring basic infantry tactics. In fact, to put it bluntly, it is to forcefully maintain the world line. Otherwise, if you gave Wuhou and Guan Yu the resources in the book, they would have been pushed out for two years, and you would have captured Qishan and Xiangfan. Learn more about how Xue Yantuo, a light infantryman on horseback, defeated the Turks and the heavy cavalry of Goguryeo. Li Jing's Liuhua Formation was an attempt to restore Zhuge's Eight Formations. Sima Zhao listed Zhuge's military formations, flags, fortifications and infantry drills as undisclosed secrets. You have unlocked so much for Zhuge and Erye in your book, why are you so slow to push it forward? No wonder so many people scolded him. In fact, the protagonist didn't have to do anything at all. You helped Erye block backstabbing, vigorously develop Nanzhong and Jingnan, increase iron ore production and popularize steel weapons and armor, allowing the Yizhou family in Jingzhou to share the benefits. Then Liu Bei and Prime Minister Er They can push it by themselves, and you don't need to use the Mandarin Duck Formation at all. Yu Dayou's guards did not use the Mandarin Duck Formation, but they still fought quite well. As for the killing talents of the Liu Song Army, Tang Army, Yuejia Army and the early Ming Dynasty Guards, did they use the Mandarin Duck Formation?
Can you write? I write too slowly.
You've already put it on the shelves and I've spent money to read it. You're still so slow in shipping. Why are you so slow in shipping?
I don't like being a dog for others. If I like being a dog so much, I might as well just write about the Qing Dynasty.
There must be some problems with cavalry combat. Before the emergence of stirrups and horseshoes, the cavalry's combat weapons were basically one-handed swords and crossbows. Only generals like Xiang Yu and Lu Bu had the ability to use long-handled weapons such as spears and halberds. Most of the others were incompetent. The most important thing was that they could not swing with one hand, and even if they could, they could only last for a short period of time. The plots in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms in which generals dueled immediately are all based on the situation that stirrups, saddles, etc. Have already appeared. Since this book has already explained that stirrups, saddles, and horseshoes have not yet appeared, these battles with long-handled weapons on horses are actually unreasonable.
Super poisonous point
Your co-author used more than a dozen chapters of low-level, coincidental, and unrelated emotional dramas just to get the protagonist to marry Sun Shangxiang? The dozen or so chapters of your story that are full of coincidences and seem like a light novel have already made me want the character Sun Shangxiang to die suddenly and return to the main plot. But you told me that this person is the heroine? You can choose anyone to be the heroine better than this one! What a poisonous point, I'm really drunk! Get out of the trap!
Tens of thousands of people worked hard to settle down in Jiangxia. Why the hell did you just change Jiangxia and Sun Quan?
When I saw Deng Ai marrying a beautiful woman, I wanted to give up the book.
It was said earlier that Guan Suo was Guan Yinping in disguise, which is acceptable, but after all, there is no way to prove it. Later, Guan Yinping fulfilled Deng Ai and Hua Huan, and felt that the protagonist had become Deng Ai.
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Official(71)Scraped 21d ago
The more I look at it, the uglier it gets. It's a waste of my RMB.
The protagonist doesn't know the meaning of following Liu Bei. He plays soy sauce every day and follows history. How can he tolerate the servant and Xiaoqi being together? If you can accept the idea that you are a modern person, what is your attitude and language towards Liu Bei? Why are you acting like that! What to Zhuge? Hey And what exactly is the protagonist going to do? Assist Liu Bei? I didn't see any of my own thoughts. It was all based on the TV series I watched that gave me foresight. But if I had foresight, I didn't use my brain. Being in the great freedom is just following the development trajectory of history, even though it is history and romance. The protagonist is really a failure. He has no ideas, no independent personality, follows the crowd, has no independent opinions, and should not go to the front line if he is afraid of death. How many times have he fought on the front line and he is still so afraid of death that you want to change the status quo? Training is also arranged by others, and everything you do depends on the arrangements of others. What is the meaning of being a protagonist? No suggestions, hey. Boring book
Don't fall into this trap. This thing has over 400 chapters. Don't even say it supports the original version. It's just a pirated version and you won't even read it.
I saw Chapter 665 of Stick to the Genuine, and I advise you not to fall into this trap. The war part at the beginning is a bit epic, but the rest is all garbage. The main plot has become the author's self-pleasure. It is all nonsense that cannot advance the plot, and there is no priority. The protagonist's role in the latter part is pitiful. Are readers here to see Zhuge Liang? Or are you here to see Liu Bei?
The author's description of the war is too misleading
After reading more than 400 chapters, the author's war description can be said to be very novice. This is not to criticize, but it is too outrageous. The whole book is mindlessly raising the level of cavalry and trebuchets. First: Mongolia built thousands of trebuchets and smashed the city wall of Xiangyang for a whole year. In your book, dozens of trebuchets were used to destroy the opponent's city wall in a few days. This mud horse went too far, destroying a nearly 10-meter rammed earth city wall. Even your World War II 75MM mountain cannon was not so efficient. Second: Brainless exaggeration of cavalry. Do you want to know more about Zhuge Liang and Liu Yu's Northern Expedition? If you look at Wuhou's military system and military formation, you won't praise the omnipotence of the cavalry. Two-thirds of the entire army is composed of crossbows, spears, and knives. Just like the Tang Army and the Ming Army, the infantry must carry bows and crossbows, as well as knives and spears, and they all have 4-5 meter long spears. Are they afraid of such hairy cavalry? Are you afraid of peeing while walking and riding a bow? ? ? ? Are you afraid of a 3-4 meter riding spear with a 5-meter rifle? ? ? Wei Yan defeated Guo Huai three times, and Zhuge Liang frightened the Wei army, which was dominated by cavalry, to dare not fight in the field. Not to mention Liu Yu, thousands of infantry fought all the way to Guanzhong despite the harassment of hundreds of thousands of cavalry. Do you think it was Queyue Formation? In the Tang Dynasty and the Five Dynasties, it was common sense for infantry to defeat cavalry. Except for the cavalry, the rest of the Tang army were mounted infantry. The hundreds of thousands of Khitan cavalry could be defeated by tens of thousands of infantry in the Hebei feudal town. The mobility of the cavalry is far inferior to that of the infantry. The cavalry must dismount and lead them when marching long distances, and they must have multiple horses per person. Prussian military regulations require that infantry marches must often stop and wait for the cavalry. In the Tang Dynasty, the auxiliary troops marching in the vassal towns easily marched despite the harassment of cavalry. This was a basic operation. The cavalry is important, but the core is still the infantry. As long as the infantry is of high quality, it will be useless to coerce Xue's army. This was the case even in World War II. The German Blitzkrieg tanks assaulted, but the German infantry held the flanks steady. Stone and Repelly also destroyed the French and Soviet tank units, especially Repelly. The German infantry annihilated 1,600 tanks, including 400 KVs and T34s, in one go. In addition, the role of armor cannot be seen in the full text, especially when it is said that when Nanzhong fought against Meng Huo, 2,000 elites died before killing 3,000 of the enemy... You are digging iron ore and doing business, so you didn't think much about making armor when you co-authored it? ? ? Not to mention plate armor, which requires the overall smelting and tempering of large steel plates and the unlocking of the spring soft steel technology tree, the level is too high. This armor is essentially developed from Renaissance defensive firearms and steel crossbows, and the technology requirements are too high. But can't step armor and porous brushed unlock chain mail work? ? You have a layer of Ming Army-style straight body armor on the outside, Ming Army-style ring arm armor, upper and lower chain mail armor on the inside, a multi-petal or two-petal hat helmet or a Polish winged cavalry helmet, plus a top armor, eight formations and a small number of cavalry, plus crossbows and spears holding Miao Dao/Mo Dao. The 3,000 heavy infantry and the entire Yunnan horse army are the strongest troops in ancient times - the cavalry heavy infantry. They are the ace core of the rise of Zhu Di and the Manchu Qing Dynasty. With these thousands of people, you can beat Cao Wei and tens of thousands. Didn't you win Yizhou and get money from Nanzhong? Where is A?
Unreasonable inferences from war scenes
I just talked about a lot. In fact, you restricted the primary firearms that appeared in the Tang and Song Dynasties, and refused to use cloth armor or cotton armor suitable for mass production (lined with dozens of large iron sheets). The production efficiency of cloth armor can be seen in the Ming Dynasty records, which is more than 2,000 for ordinary armor The efficiency of the nail plate + drilling and braiding is dozens of times). At the same time, the ring arm armor also avoids the problem of leaking elbows and joints during traditional Chinese arm movements. The chain mail was praised by Cao Zhi and the Tang Dynasty but was popularized only after the porous drawing was brought back by the Mongolian Yuan Dynasty. You can also unlock it at this time. These armors and weapons were matched with eight formations and infantry troops, and then the Yunnan horses were used to defeat Cao Wei and Sun Quan immediately. Liu Yu's Northern Expedition was an all-round infantry defeating cavalry on all fronts, and they were all armored cavalry with stirrups. You don't think Liu Yu's ship sailed all the way to Chang'an, right? Let's not talk about the effect of good armor. In the history books, all kinds of people who were shot by bows and cavalry with ribs like Wei Yan were jumping alive. As a result, Wei Yan fell down after being shot by bows and arrows after a few arrows... He was wearing leather armor? ? ? Even if leather armor is used, do you think leather armor is very good at protecting you? ? ? In the West, during the Anglo-French war era, leather armor reinforced with steel bars could withstand the slashing and stabbing attacks of large swords. The whole article is all about exaggerating cavalry and ignoring basic infantry tactics. In fact, to put it bluntly, it is to forcefully maintain the world line. Otherwise, if you gave Wuhou and Guan Yu the resources in the book, they would have been pushed out for two years, and you would have captured Qishan and Xiangfan. Learn more about how Xue Yantuo, a light infantryman on horseback, defeated the Turks and the heavy cavalry of Goguryeo. Li Jing's Liuhua Formation was an attempt to restore Zhuge's Eight Formations. Sima Zhao listed Zhuge's military formations, flags, fortifications and infantry drills as undisclosed secrets. You have unlocked so much for Zhuge and Erye in your book, why are you so slow to push it forward? No wonder so many people scolded him. In fact, the protagonist didn't have to do anything at all. You helped Erye block backstabbing, vigorously develop Nanzhong and Jingnan, increase iron ore production and popularize steel weapons and armor, allowing the Yizhou family in Jingzhou to share the benefits. Then Liu Bei and Prime Minister Er They can push it by themselves, and you don't need to use the Mandarin Duck Formation at all. Yu Dayou's guards did not use the Mandarin Duck Formation, but they still fought quite well. As for the killing talents of the Liu Song Army, Tang Army, Yuejia Army and the early Ming Dynasty Guards, did they use the Mandarin Duck Formation?
Can you write? I write too slowly.
You've already put it on the shelves and I've spent money to read it. You're still so slow in shipping. Why are you so slow in shipping?
I don't like being a dog for others. If I like being a dog so much, I might as well just write about the Qing Dynasty.
There must be some problems with cavalry combat. Before the emergence of stirrups and horseshoes, the cavalry's combat weapons were basically one-handed swords and crossbows. Only generals like Xiang Yu and Lu Bu had the ability to use long-handled weapons such as spears and halberds. Most of the others were incompetent. The most important thing was that they could not swing with one hand, and even if they could, they could only last for a short period of time. The plots in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms in which generals dueled immediately are all based on the situation that stirrups, saddles, etc. Have already appeared. Since this book has already explained that stirrups, saddles, and horseshoes have not yet appeared, these battles with long-handled weapons on horses are actually unreasonable.
Super poisonous point
Your co-author used more than a dozen chapters of low-level, coincidental, and unrelated emotional dramas just to get the protagonist to marry Sun Shangxiang? The dozen or so chapters of your story that are full of coincidences and seem like a light novel have already made me want the character Sun Shangxiang to die suddenly and return to the main plot. But you told me that this person is the heroine? You can choose anyone to be the heroine better than this one! What a poisonous point, I'm really drunk! Get out of the trap!
Tens of thousands of people worked hard to settle down in Jiangxia. Why the hell did you just change Jiangxia and Sun Quan?
When I saw Deng Ai marrying a beautiful woman, I wanted to give up the book.
It was said earlier that Guan Suo was Guan Yinping in disguise, which is acceptable, but after all, there is no way to prove it. Later, Guan Yinping fulfilled Deng Ai and Hua Huan, and felt that the protagonist had become Deng Ai.
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Personally, I think it is a very good novel in the Three Kingdoms genre. The main character's soul passes through the body of a small character from a poor family in the Three Kingdoms. In order to survive, he casts himself for the nearest Liu Bei, and then helps Liu Bei occupy Jingzhou, capture Yizhou, Zhennanzhong, and capture Hanzhong. With his foresight and ability to recognize people, he helped the Liu Bei Group rob a lot of talents, and also avoided all the regrets in the history of the Liu Bei Group. Soochow failed to attack Jingzhou, and saved the life of the second brother Guan! The handling of the characters' abilities in the book is a highlight. The protagonists are everywhere, but they do not take away the grace of the historical figures. The various battles and battles are all written very reasonably. It depicts the personalities and abilities of the historical figures according to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and the Romance. I personally think it is well written. If you like the Three Kingdoms, you can follow it!




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