Pindao Just Wants to Move a Grave

Name: Pindao Just Wants to Move a Grave
Author: Starry Snowflake Cake

by Starry Snowflake Cake

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22Kwords7chapters

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Ch. 7 — 被迫营业，再接一单风水活

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About This Novel

Opening: Chen Pi, a down-and-out Feng Shui master, accepted the big order of "grave relocation" from coal boss Wang Dafu for rent. I thought it was a simple matter of digging up the earth and moving it, but Wang Dafu's excavator was so powerful that he dug through the thousand-year-old tomb next door with a shovel. Development: The coffin board could no longer hold it down, and the "rightful owner" inside crawled out. Chen Pi was forced to go into business and started a "PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds" with the coal boss who knew how to survive in the mountains. During the process, Chen Pi discovered that this thousand-year-old corpse (seemed to) had an abnormal brain. Not only did he not bite people, he was also interested in Chen Pi's compass. Climax: Chen Pi tried to suppress the ancient corpse with the "Nine-Character Mantra", but mispronounced it as the mantra of "Full Discount on Takeaways", which accidentally triggered the defense mechanism in the ancient tomb, causing a hundred ghosts to walk at night. Not only did Chen Pi not die in his extreme panic, but he accidentally subdued the ancient corpse because of his too cunning operations (such as burning QR codes for ghosts). Ending: The matter was resolved. Not only did Chen Pi not get the money (because he dug the wrong grave), he was also forced to bring back a thousand-year-old zombie who wore Qing Dynasty official uniform, could not take care of himself, and liked to watch "Pleasant Goat" as his bodyguard, and started a life of cohabitation.