Heavenly Garbage Recycling King

Taishang Laojun, what are you talking about? What do you mean that the passage to the lower world is closed, resulting in no place to throw away the garbage generated by the immortals? The heaven is full of garbage, and the smell is everywhere. Shouldn't you find a way to deal with it? And the solution you come up with is to dump garbage into the human world. What about the human world?

It is said that when I was born, my father cried hoarsely for a month and a half. He would never believe that I was the child who inherited his chromosomes. Later, in order to prove her innocence, my mother took my father to the hospital for a paternity test. The doctor opened the quilt and cried after just one look. He wiped his nose and said, "Go back, this is not your son, nor anyone else's. Human beings cannot give birth to such handsome children." "A little intern nurse came over, immediately found a box of red ink pad, printed my fingerprints, and Her braided hair suddenly spread out, and she murmured to me: "Keep your hair long for me. If I don't marry you in this life, and don't cut my long hair, please ask Denggu Buddha to comb it in my boudoir." "When I was 15 years old, I didn't dare to go to school. It's not that I had never been to kindergarten. I didn't dare to go to kindergarten after a long time. All the children, teachers and principals in the kindergarten went crazy. My face was swollen like a watermelon from the little girl's kisses." The focus interview program team of CCTV came to interview me. The beautiful woman carrying the camera fainted three times, and the little girl in charge of the transcripts wrote Chinese into Italian and Spanish. The United Nations allocated special funds to build a shelter for me on the top of Mount Everest in the Himalayas. I enjoyed true purity, the blue sky was extremely close to me, and God was literally within reach. Although I was clean, I was still extremely depressed. I stood on the top and shouted loudly: "I'm not handsome!" Suddenly, God's voice came from the sky: "No, you stop lying..."

Fan Denglong, you plan to contract the mountain behind and plant fruit trees. Although this industry is very profitable, everything has risks. Have you thought about these and the consequences? You have to take these into account. Your parents are old and cannot bear any blow.

After reading four chapters, I gave up the book! I don't have the intelligence to read this book! It was deleted on the first day, but the next day you started selling grapes and other fruits. Have you made the whole village look like fools? Others don't know what you have done or what is on the mountain? You are openly telling others that there is a problem on the mountain! And the mysterious liquid in the porcelain bottle actually went to soak the fruit trees? The value used on one's own body is no more than 10,000 times more valuable than the fruit tree! No common sense in life, the pattern is too small!

You went home and contracted fifty acres of forest land to plant fruit trees, and then you started selling fruits in large quantities without even planting the fruit trees? Don't the villagers doubt it? You hired people to pick oranges on the land you just contracted. Do you think everyone is a fool? Will the people in your village not know the specific conditions of the land you contracted? How do you explain the origin of these two acres of oranges?

Hehe. A bunch of people who give good reviews are all mentally disturbed people

Heaven can't even deal with garbage? Didn't you give the answer? Install rings, if one doesn't work, just two. How many rings are there in the heavenly palace?

After my brother graduated from college, he settled in another place and found a beautiful sister-in-law for me. During the Spring Festival, I went to my brother's place to play. My brother had something to do and couldn't come back at night, so my sister-in-law and I were left at home. I was hiding under the quilt and getting ready to sleep, when my sister-in-law came to my room. The winter in the south is very short, and spring has just begun and it is not very cold. The weather was very heavy that day, the sparse spring rain gradually became more intense, and a few muffled thunders sounded from time to time in the sky. I looked at my sister-in-law and asked her what was wrong. My sister-in-law said that she was afraid of thunder. She usually has my brother with her, so she wouldn't be afraid. She was very afraid tonight and wanted me to accompany her. I wasn't very sleepy at that time, so I got up to stay with her for a while. I saw my sister-in-law wearing a very short and somewhat transparent nightgown. "Sister-in-law, you have such a good figure." "Really, your brother has never said that about me." My sister-in-law slept on the bed, and suddenly there was a muffled thunder. My sister-in-law was so scared that she hugged me. In order to comfort my sister-in-law, I held her in my arms and stroked her back, and slowly my sister-in-law fell asleep. I was also a little sleepy, so we fell asleep together in a daze. In the morning, my brother came back. Before we woke up, the door was opened. My brother watched my sister-in-law and I sleeping together, so he smiled and said, "My sister is still sensible. I know that your sister-in-law is afraid of thunder. When I was writing the novel last night, I was worried that she would not sleep well. By the way, the book I wrote [There is a USB Flash Drive in My Body] has been updated again. Have you read it?" I'm sorry, this is an advertisement. Please forgive me for my shamelessness. It's really not easy to be an unknown author these days. I can't get you in without some tricks. If you are interested, you can search for the title of the book or click on my avatar to read it. Thank you! This book tells the passionate story of a young man who uses a USB flash drive to defeat everything and become invincible in the world. Brothers and sisters who like it, I wish your parents good health, no illness and no pain, a long life, and a harmonious family. I wish you success in your studies, lots of luck, lots of good things, and all your dreams come true. If you don't have a girlfriend, you will be chased by your sweetheart, and if you do have a girlfriend, you can find several girlfriends. Sorry for bothering the author. If the harassment is caused, please delete and ban the author!

When I was writing, I checked the information and found out that a watermelon weighs six or seven kilograms. It is all leftovers and cannot be loaded into a big car. And is road repair that cheap? For tens of thousands of yuan, how many meters will it be repaired? The writing idea is good, but the details are too rough. If you don't understand, check it and write it. Writing a book is like being a human being. Please be serious, author.

Do you know how many gods there are? At the beginning, it was said that there was a lot of garbage, but in the end, only a few things were poured out, and then the heaven was said to be clean? Is it logical?