Bardic Assassination Record

Bardic Assassination Record

by The Great Hero Caesar

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About This Novel

This is a land of swords and magic warriors, a bard with great ambitions. He is determined to write the most beautiful chapter, to deliver love and peace to the world, and to bring laughter to everyone. He hopes that the great sword masters and great magisters will all laugh out the jokes in his book when they open their mouths. For this reason, he went out to travel when he was 15 years old. He traveled half of the continent in 10 years, but became increasingly depressed and eventually had to tell jokes in pubs to make ends meet. The story also begins here... As for the style of this book... Can't you tell just by looking at the cover?

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Draft Invitation Letter96mo ago

[Book Review] Using Life to Make Funny--Review: Bard Assassination Record

Comment: This is a magical continent, and here is a person who is making fun of himself with his life. The bard at the beginning is hilarious as soon as he appears. But the outrageous stories he tells, the monotonous plots, and the repetitive routines, could this be our protagonist? This makes people think deeply, well, can I still read it like this? No, it shouldn't be like this. Our protagonist cannot be just such a vulgar joke, otherwise how could he be worthy of the cover of this book? Keep reading and the real protagonist will quietly appear. Seeing the bard talking like this, the man in white couldn't stand listening anymore. In the battle of words, the man in white was even better. Yes, he is our protagonist, Kevin?6?1. Well, the name really fits the cover of the book. While smiling slightly, the author slowly revealed Kevin's life experience to us. It turns out that his father was also a bard, but he suffered great disaster because of his writing. It's really funny, but a bit unlucky. Kevin's father is a man with ideals. Even if his ideals are funny, he is still admirable. Not surprisingly, Kevin inherited his father's career. Perhaps because the time has not come yet, Kevin's life is very depressed. How could such an excellent bard get to this point? Keep reading, the elegant and funny writing style can't help but make people laugh like pigs. Oh my god, how can this be so funny? And at the same time, I knew Kevin's time had come. Because probably only outstanding readers in the 21st century can appreciate Kevin's excellence, and now, here we are. And Kevin's assassination bard has also begun. Assassination? Yes, Kevin is going to be assassinated. Also because of a book, could Kevin's fate be the same as his father's? Of course it's impossible. At this time, Kevin has been shrouded in a mysterious aura. As long as Kevin continues to amuse him, he will be able to live forever. The author writes characters with distinct personalities, and I always feel that they are slowly becoming more and more funny. The fact is that the plot has gone on to become more and more amusing. Kevin's assassin is also slowly becoming funny. Should we walk together on this road of becoming funny? Book Reviewer: Draft

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Boring Person80mo ago

Your cover

This cover, and you are doing it for profit, make sure it does not infringe on your portrait rights. It's okay to post emoticons casually, but as the author, you are using them for commercial purposes.

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Qingyu Lanyan73mo ago

recorder

I think this book is a hybrid between orthodox literature and online literature. It not only achieves the traditional literary work of recording the era, but also presents it all through the unique genre of online literature, Western Fantasy, which is absurd but also tear-jerking.

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Just Change the Name74mo ago

Not even popular?

I just read the first few chapters, and the author no longer wants to be a comedy writer. This book is unpopular and unforgivable

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Suez82mo ago

Laughing and laughing, I cried.

Reading this book will give you a sense of great sadness under the cold humor, and behind most of the jokes is deep helplessness. The story directly reflects reality in an absurd black comedy. What could be more immersive than reality? Maybe the author is such a bard, a preacher struggling outside the mainstream.

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I, Gede, Also Want to Fish Today70mo ago

I'm determined to pursue it

This book is like Good Soldier Shuai Ke, with biting satire, lots of jokes, good writing, thoughtful ideas, no routines, and good IQ.

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Brother H_bb87mo ago

Very well written

The writing is really good, not clumsy or cliche. Slow update is normal, don't be too eunuch

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Frown._bb71mo ago

Update too slow

This update seems to be very slow. From this time last year to now, it seems that we haven't reached 100 chapters yet.

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Reader 2020101909155585858073068mo ago

come on

Well written, it would be unacceptable if this book is not popular

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When You See Me, Tell Me to Study. Thank You.71mo ago

Very beautiful

But don't get angry, I'm really afraid of 404, there are too many things involved.

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