My Father is Lu Bu, but I Love to Piss on Him
by Asking For Salary, I Collapsed
About This Novel
"Marquis Wen, Lu Bu, has a queen?" Impossible! In the history books, it is clear that he has no heir! So who am I? As soon as I woke up, I immediately "proclaimed" Lu Bu as my father! In the novel, he became the only Miaomiao who was as fierce as a humanoid beast, but also as stupid as a humanoid. Looking at my dog father's arrogant look with eyes on the top of his head, I knew that if he didn't get some "training", he would have to go back to the old road, and then the whole family would have to follow suit. In order to survive, in order to let my cheating father learn to manage the territory and use my brain, I will commit this evil! "The three heroes of Hulao Pass fight Lu Bu? It's just Liu Guan and Zhang forming a group to bully two idiots to gain fame!" "Slave with three surnames? That's a classic case of being used as a weapon!" "Dad, if you were so thoughtful, would Wang Yun dare to use you as a toilet chip and throw it away after shaving?" "Dad, if you have nothing to do, drink more ink, so no one will call you a idiot!" "Dad, please go out, shake your brains out, and then come back and talk to me!" Every day I would touch my face and open my mouth, and I would get beaten up every day. But as I continued to fight, the style of painting suddenly changed... When Bingzhou Wolf Cavalry took root in Guanzhong. When Jiuyuan tigers began to learn to cultivate fields to support the people. The whole world was suddenly shocked: It turned out that without even realizing it, the father and son, enemies who fought each other on a daily basis, had already overturned the chessboard in Kyushu. Lu Bu actually became the king of the northwest, sitting on the 800-mile Qinchuan River! In the twenty-fifth year of Jian'an, under Baidi City. Lu Cong rode out alone and said, "Guan Gong, my father said that we had an unfinished fight at Hulao Pass and asked me to continue." "Shuzi! Are you, father and son, going to take turns to be the best in the world?" "Guan Gong was wrong!" Lu Cong smiled and pointed at the tidal wave of Xuanjia troops behind him, "Now father and son are in charge together!"
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Official(11)Scraped 3d ago
Doesn't the author know how to write emotional dramas?
It was fine in the front, but as soon as that dish appeared, it collapsed instantly.
Travelers in ancient times did two things: rebel, kill landlords, kill aristocratic families, and kill nobles.
Recommended by imprisoned Chinese and Malaysian writers, come and take a look
There are two more updates today!
Release it together later! Please support everyone, especially pursuing my studies! Thank you
Many places are being filled with water
It is completely possible to start from scratch, but it has to be difficult! This kind of writing, which completely treats the struggle for hegemony as a child's play, is quite disgusting. The emperor is the one who has strong soldiers and horses! Wang Chao has performed a case for you, and it's still gibberish. You can definitely use it first before talking about it. In the future, you can kill if you can, and if you can't, then you can play tricks! There is no need to go to Chang'an to play with these things. After the disbandment of the princes, it was an era of integration between princes and aristocratic families. I went to Chang'an blindly and recruited a Cai family as an ally, just to do whatever he wanted! As for the guys in Kansai, some of them will turn against each other when facing the sword. There is no need to play so many tricks, just like Cao Cao! He is no better than Lu Bu!
Not good to look at, not to my taste
The protagonist looks like someone who escaped from a mental hospital
It's too out of the ordinary. The plot is okay but the writing style and character are too different.
What the hell are you doing, author? Who can see this little thing?
Rebellion? Lu's replacement of Liu's is also a kind of fate, laugh
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Community(0)
Official(11)Scraped 3d ago
Doesn't the author know how to write emotional dramas?
It was fine in the front, but as soon as that dish appeared, it collapsed instantly.
Travelers in ancient times did two things: rebel, kill landlords, kill aristocratic families, and kill nobles.
Recommended by imprisoned Chinese and Malaysian writers, come and take a look
There are two more updates today!
Release it together later! Please support everyone, especially pursuing my studies! Thank you
Many places are being filled with water
It is completely possible to start from scratch, but it has to be difficult! This kind of writing, which completely treats the struggle for hegemony as a child's play, is quite disgusting. The emperor is the one who has strong soldiers and horses! Wang Chao has performed a case for you, and it's still gibberish. You can definitely use it first before talking about it. In the future, you can kill if you can, and if you can't, then you can play tricks! There is no need to go to Chang'an to play with these things. After the disbandment of the princes, it was an era of integration between princes and aristocratic families. I went to Chang'an blindly and recruited a Cai family as an ally, just to do whatever he wanted! As for the guys in Kansai, some of them will turn against each other when facing the sword. There is no need to play so many tricks, just like Cao Cao! He is no better than Lu Bu!
Not good to look at, not to my taste
The protagonist looks like someone who escaped from a mental hospital
It's too out of the ordinary. The plot is okay but the writing style and character are too different.
What the hell are you doing, author? Who can see this little thing?
Rebellion? Lu's replacement of Liu's is also a kind of fate, laugh
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