In Warhammer, Please Don't Praise Doraemon

In Warhammer, Please Don't Praise Doraemon

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About This Novel

Many years later, facing the Doraemon giant statue erected on Mars, The person who respects Angron the most in the universe, a devout believer of the Emperor (probably), the half-brother of Doracall, the most famous garbage guy in the lower areas of the hive, the lingering shadow of Abaddon's life, one of the exits from subspace to the real universe, the demon trash can, "I want to see the real Lord of Baal!", The chosen god of the Val demi-immortal (maybe), the Archangel-chan repairman, Zhou. This is the cloud that I picked up. He will definitely think of that distant afternoon in the Hades galaxy when Sanguinius entrusted him with a dream. "So, Lord Emperor, you really can't blame me for this horse riding!"

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Book Friends 20240302616_da10mo ago

How to say it? The writing style is okay, but the author's writing is too middle-school, too stupid, and does not have that sense of rigor. This is not a place like Tomato that is rich in idiot writing. Please make the author more rigorous and serious in writing. Just like a middle-school young man, the writing is not good enough, and there are almost no details.

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Idyll10mo ago

What's there to be afraid of? Just do it. I don't dare to eat the shit in the subspace. I still want to become stronger. What good thing can I think of?

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Fire Fox 2147mo ago

The opening chapter is no less than a sword manual to ward off evil spirits.

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Book Friends 20240408307_aa14mo ago

While talking about collecting garbage and selling it to pay for the door, he was wasting money everywhere, causing a chaotic plot.

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Yog_ba19mo ago

What exactly is the Geller force field?

Directly paste the original English lex text, as follows: A voidship using this type of Gellar Field Device effectively shields itself within the dreaming psyker's projections of reality which serves as the "bubble" of realspace that pushes back the Immaterium for a time. However, these psykers generally lose their lives through this process after a relatively short time, which means that any Warp-capable voidship using this type of Gellar Field Device must have new psyker "batteries" to replace the old at a consistent pace. The general meaning is that the principle is to burn the psyker who is falling into a coma, create a bubble that conforms to the laws of real physics, and isolate the subspace, and the Geller force field generator amplifies this force field (in other words, the force field itself comes from the psyker, and the function of the generator is to amplify the force field). Later, it is said that the lifespan of the psyker will decrease sharply as a result, which means that the psyker's "battery" will have to be replaced after a while.

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Master of White Prostitution6mo ago

The 50th millennium belongs to the Second Reich, long live the Second Reich

Prequel: Terra is torn apart, with warlords fighting within and Chaos eying outside. Episode 1: The Wind Rises in Terra Episode 21: Only Imperial Truth Can Save Terra Episode 31: Chaos Invasion Episode 34: The Years of the Great Expedition Episode 49: Star Moment Shines on the Galaxy Episode 53: Defeat the Galactic Overlord Necron Episode 62: Self-defense counterattack against the greenskins Episode 66: Wipe away all remnants of the subspace and become invincible! Episode 71: Warmaster Horus defected to the subspace aboard the Vengeful Spirit and crashed to death. Episode 76: Malcador and the Emperor return to the Golden Throne, and Sanguinius crushes the conspiracy of the Four Gods Episode 78: Robert Guilliman at the Turn of History Episode 79: Robert Guilliman draws a circle in the world of Ultramar 500 Episode 93: The Codex Astartes appears, and business is prohibited from now on Episode 97: Guilliman negotiates with the Eldar Queen to reclaim a sector Episode 106: Abolition of Tithe Episode 107: Return of the Lion King Episode 112: The Appearance of the Wolf King and His Team Episode 114: The Second Terran Conference Episode 116: Extreme Army Building Episode 118: The Second Bloom of Imperial Truth Episode 120; Plague War Episode ???: Indomitus Crusade Episode 149: The Great Renaissance of Humanity, the Second Golden Age Episode 200: Saint Les Resurrection, Second Empire Reappears Episode 250: The 50th millennium belongs to the Second Empire, long live the Second Empire.

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Afraid of Book Shortage11mo ago

Is this the only thing about trash fish? Short and weak, a weak chicken and a picky dog.

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Goblin Archduke12mo ago

The content is perfect so far and the characterization is good. It's not annoying to have a female character, nor is she obsessed with crotches. No surprises, fun to watch.

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Book Friends 20240522458_ed14mo ago

Personally, Warhammer fans feel that it is either a tragedy with deep hatred, or a comedy like this. It doesn't look good if it's stuck in the middle

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Be Upright7mo ago

Not bad, worth a look

Now I see it is on the shelves, what can I say? Let me start with a few points. This article is a light-hearted and funny Warhammer fic, without any bitterness or hatred. The cheating is very strong. After all, Doraemon's props are more cheating than cheating. The disadvantages are: 1. At present, the normal humans (non-alien, cultists) in the protagonist group are basically women. Although they do not have sperm brains, they are always easy to lose their wits in front of female characters. (For example, he immediately blew up his vest in front of Reina, and in front of the two brothers, they both died without knowing the real name of the hero). It doesn't matter if you don't exclude female characters from the harem, but I really don't want Reina to be the heroine. After all, this child is really a little fool. Many operations will lead to death. In the end, everything will be fine by accident (what the author said) 2. It is not easy for the author to choose a few trash among so many heaven-defying props. Of course, I understand. After all, many props are too outrageous. . . 3. The reason why the male protagonist wants to participate in all kinds of important events is to make money, but Tzeentch is in your face, and all kinds of monsters and ghosts are looking for the male protagonist. For example, Lena asked the male protagonist for help, and the male protagonist actually helped. Although we know that the ending is that the male protagonist saved the day and made a fortune, but the male protagonist almost got G and it had to be a cheat. But I personally think it's pretty good. If you read it as a light novel, it's okay. After all, the male protagonist is somewhat of a middle-class character, and he's not that bitter and hateful. And the chemical reaction between Fatty Blue and Warhammer is really interesting

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The Fragrance of the Sea of ​​books
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"People in Warhammer, please don't praise Doraemon": When the fourth-dimensional pocket illuminates the dark millennium In today's world of endless creativity in online articles, this "Warhammer, Please Don't Praise Doraemon" brings an unprecedented reading experience with its "unbelievable" imagination. It merges two unrelated worlds - the extremely dark and cruel "Warhammer 40K" universe and the childlike fantasy "Doraemon" - and the resulting chemical reaction is not a disaster, but an amazing light of redemption. The story begins at the bottom of Baal's hive. The Emperor, the Lord of Mankind, made a desperate call: "Doraemon, save me!" So, the time traveler Zhou Yun carried the omnipotent fourth-dimensional bag and descended into this desperate cesspit where only war is eternal in the form of "Doraemon, the God of All Machines". With his extraordinary imagination, the author skillfully integrates familiar props such as arbitrary doors, air cannons, and time baggage into the Gothic technological background of Warhammer. Can you imagine the scene where the Tyranids were subdued by the "chestnut multiplier"? Can you feel the shock that the priests of the Mechanicum are worshiping Doraemon? This extreme contrast constitutes the core charm and laughter of this book. However, this book is not just a simple farce. Behind the endless gags and jokes, there is a heavy and profound core of "redemption". It explores how powerful a wish made by "if phone booth" and a truth spoken by "Lie 800" can burst out in a universe where "loving father" represents the plague and "waaagh!" Is the truth. The protagonist Zhou Yun walks between the human empire, the evil god of chaos, and the alien race. What he brings is not destruction, but another possibility - a third path that transcends the cold rationality of the emperor and the pure madness of chaos, and is full of "childlike" power. All in all, this is a surprise book dedicated to all readers who love or hate the dark background of Warhammer, and all readers who have ever imagined "What if Doraemon". It perfectly balances fun and structure. While ensuring an easy reading experience, it completes the most romantic and powerful deconstruction and reconstruction of the original worldview. This is a miracle that spans dimensions, the gentlest rebellion against the dark millennium, and is definitely not to be missed.

I Kill Evil in the Department of Mysteries
The Arrival of the Infinite Gods
Fat Uncle's Spiritual Food
1,2645420

Reading progress: Volume 3, Chapter 95, evaluation: Food and grass Advantages: The plug-in is quite special. In other backgrounds, this kind of plug-in may be too invincible, but in a desperate world like Warhammer 40K, it feels just right; the writing is witty, and the plot design is also quite good. Disadvantages: 1. The length of a single event is too long, there are few daily routines between events, and the rhythm is not very comfortable (but it seems to have improved slightly since the third volume) 2. The reading threshold is extremely high, and many jokes cannot be understood at all without prior understanding (but I think this is a common problem in Warhammer novels) 3. A large number of typos and omissions Recommended to book lovers who like Warhammer but want something a little more exciting and that reverses the despairing undertone of the original work.

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Many years later, facing the Doraemon giant statue erected on Mars, The person who respects Angron the most in the universe, a devout believer of the Emperor (probably), the half-brother of Doracall, the most famous garbage guy in the lower areas of the hive, the lingering shadow of Abaddon's life, one of the exits from subspace to the real universe, the demon trash can, "I want to see the real Lord of Baal!", The chosen god of the Val demi-immortal (maybe), the Archangel-chan repairman, Zhou. This is the cloud that I picked up. He will definitely think of that distant afternoon in the Hades galaxy when Sanguinius entrusted him with a dream. "So, Lord Emperor, you really can't blame me for this horse riding.

Ming Dynasty: Return of the Dead
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Plot: ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Character: ❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 It's a rubbish idea, but it's a very good novel. To be honest, the creativity of this fanfic would have been ruined long ago by other people, but the author's control and writing skills are very strong, and even the dimensional bag that comes with it is not broken. The advantage of this book is that the plot is very easy to write and the pace of upgrades is very stable. However, Doraemon is still difficult to master. I hope the author can start it well and finish it well.

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