Journey to the West: Dress up as Tang Monk and Get Gatling at the Beginning

Journey to the West: Dress up as Tang Monk and Get Gatling at the Beginning

by The Last Honest Man

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About This Novel

It is very difficult for me, Tang San, to obtain scriptures from the burial. It makes sense to carry a blue-fire Gatling with me for self-defense, right? The poor monk hopes that the sky will be filled with gods and Buddhas, so he won't meddle in other people's business!

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Book Friends 202305115273758mo ago

So funny

😂How funny, hahaha😂Also like Gatlin, this picture of mine is Tang Monk😑

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Book Friends 20220104164128821058mo ago

My Buddha is compassionate

Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, six pure depleted uranium bullets Three thousand six hundred revolutions of one breath, great mercy and compassion save the world

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Zhatian Gang--yin Zishou55mo ago

Take a look at this, buddy. By the way, I can help you become popular.

Namo Gatling Bodhisattva Heart Sutra Gatling Bodhisattva, born in 1860 AD, saw the war coming and survived all the hardships. Depleted uranium bullets, uranium 238, synthetic bullets, ultra-high rate of fire, 3,600, can penetrate tanks, no problem. Depleted uranium bombs are radioactive, neither alive nor dead, neither dirty nor pure, neither increasing nor decreasing. That is why there is no one left alive in the radiation in the air, no eyes, ears, nose, tongue, body or mind, no color, sound, fragrance, touch, no vision, not even the unconscious realm, no ignorance, no end of ignorance, no old age and death, no end of old age and death. There is no way to destroy the path of suffering, no wisdom, and no gain, because there is no gain. Depleted uranium bombs, because there is no Gatlin in the south, will penetrate in one hit, there are no obstacles, there is no fear, stay away from upside-down dreams, there will be nirvana, there will be no past life, and because of the materialism, you will receive the first-class Patriotic Merit Medal. Therefore, we know that the Namo Gatling gun is a great divine gun, a great bright gun, a supreme gun, and an unparalleled gun. It can eliminate all suffering. It is true and true. Therefore, the Namo Gatling Gun Curse is said to be: "Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, six pure depleted uranium bullets. One breath lasts 3,600 revolutions, saving the world with great mercy! The Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in the heavens were delighted to see the explosion of the RPG, and saw five more Ming Kings manifesting in the void. It was the Gatling Bodhisattva who appeared in the nuclear fission of the Nuclear Energy Lord King Buddha, and manifested the teaching wheel in the mushroom cloud of Karma Fire. There is a seven-bun bun on the top, with hair hanging down on the left shoulder. The left eye is narrowly closed, the lower teeth touch the upper lip, showing an angry look, carrying fierce fire. It has three sides and six arms, each holding a cannon barrel, as if to cut off troubles. This Ming King sits cross-legged on a steel divine object, with five wheels wrapped around tracks to move the universe, and can bear infinite weight. This is the Five-Nine-Gai Ming King who is the first incarnation, the most changeable, and the first in magic transformation among the five teachings of Gatling Bodhisattva. The Ming-King has six arms and multiple turrets. It consists of bearings, gears, transmission belts, engines, and turrets. It is composed of various complex structures. It is the cybernetic wheel body of the first image of the Five-Nine Kai Ming King. The Buddhas and Bodhisattvas even sang and praised: "The first fifty-nine changes in the many changes, the majesty of the infinite is so clear. His merits are vast, his wisdom is wonderful, and his light and majesty shock the world. May I become the holy king of Buddha. Excessive life and death bring liberation. The first infinite number of turrets is still five pairs of road wheels! Praise to King Wujiu Kaiming and Praise to Namo Gatling Bodhisattva! "There are also the Ming King of Katyusha, the Ming King of Iowa, the Ming King of Dongfeng, and the Ming King of Jiwei Long, accompanying the Bodhisattva. They show compassion and equal enlightenment. Therefore, under the turret, all are equal enlightenments; the treads run over, all pure awakenings: in the direction of the east wind, all compassionate awakenings: This is the supreme enlightenment, which can save countless suffering people in the world of Hengsha. Therefore, the four magnanimous flowers are "many, riveting, steaming, and strong, with enough feet to hold hundreds of thousands of samadhis. Live in deep meditation. See countless Buddhas. The Buddhas and Bodhisattvas were even more joyful. They knelt down and clasped their palms, praising and saying: "Gatling Bodhisattva, after walking in the deep Prajnaparamita for a long time, he saw that all living beings are suffering, and he was liberated from all sufferings. The six-barreled machine gun fired quickly without any hindrances. Because there were no hindrances, there was no fear, and it was far away from the waves. Ultimate nirvana, the Buddhas of the three worlds. According to the six-tube six-character Great Light Mantra, Prajnaparamita, you can obtain Afudora Samyak Sambodhi." Therefore, we know that the six pure and depleted uranium bullets of Gatling Bodhisattva are the mantra of equality, the mantra of liberation, the mantra of the supreme mantra, and the mantra of no equals. That is to say, he said the curse: cover mani padmi. One turn and one mantra, six tubes and one breath, three signs and sixty thousand turns, and the salvation of all sentient beings has never stopped. How great is Gatling Bodhisattva; how good is Gatling Bodhisattva. Gatling Bodhi Samadhi Samadhi! "Revealing the truth, uncovering the truth, Polo reveals the truth, Polo monk reveals the truth"

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Let_db57mo ago

This Pangu essence and blood is fake, even ten drops of essence and blood will not break through.

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Da Da Da59mo ago

Readers are welcome to comment

Welcome to comment and discuss the follow-up plot.

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ཹ᪶ཹqingyunzhifan57mo ago

A big question mark?

I have a question\(◎o◎)/! I don't know who can answer this. Sun Wukong is the first one to collect it, and he is ranked the eldest. Little White Dragon is the second one to collect it. What is his ranking? Why is Zhu Bajie the third one to collect and ranked second? Sha Monk was the fourth to collect, ranking third. I have been reading the book for a long time, and I only realized it now.

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White Dragon King A255mo ago

Also you should bring a bazooka.

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书友2023070179667556mo ago

Where did the author go to become a eunuch?

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三七木川58mo ago

I love it. In the middle of the night, I laughed and screamed in bed. Using the story of Journey to the West as the framework, the pedantic and rigid Tang Monk is given a layer of character and a middle-aged man, satirizing the hypocrisy of the gods. All in all, this book is to my liking The author would like to give more encouragement????

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三七木川58mo ago

I love it. In the middle of the night, I laughed and screamed in bed. Using the story of Journey to the West as the framework, the pedantic and rigid Tang Monk is given a layer of character and a middle-aged man, satirizing the hypocrisy of the gods. All in all, this book is to my liking The author would like to give more encouragement????

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