Journey to the West: the Strongest Patriarch

Tang Seng and his disciples experienced ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties, and finally met Tathagata Buddha and asked for the true scripture. Tathagata asked: Did you bring the USB flash drive? Tang Seng and his disciples:... Tathagata asked again: Where is the mobile hard drive? Tang Seng and his disciples: ... Tathagata sighed: Then you can go back the same way, I will send it to you through QQ. Tang Seng: Damn, if I had known I would have added you to QQ, why would I have gone so far? When the four of them were about to leave, Buddha suddenly asked: Did you bring your PSP? Four people answered: No. Buddha was surprised: How boring is that? How did you get here? The four of them looked at each other and said: We upgraded by fighting monsters all the way. After Tang Seng went back, he added Tathagata QQ and found that it was very slow. Tathagata got a phone call: Hello, Xiao Tang, do you have a tietong of 56k? Xiao Tang: Yes, I just installed it last year. Is it because our network is too poor to transmit? Tathagata said: Then you can do it again and bring a USB flash drive. So Tang Monk and his disciples brought the USB flash drive and the group went through eighty-one difficulties again and finally saw Tathagata. Tathagata asked: Did you bring the USB flash drive? Master Tang Monk: I brought it with me. Tathagata continued to ask: How big is it? Tang Monk and his apprentice: 2G Tathagata sighed deeply: The USB flash drive is too small to fit in, so he went back to bring a 4G one. The master and his apprentice had no choice but to return. So Tang Seng and his disciples brought back a 1000G mobile hard drive when they returned, thinking: ********* I will bring you as many sutras as I can this time. After experiencing ninety-nine and eighty-one tribulations again, I finally met Tathagata. Tathagata asked: Why are you here again? Master Tang Seng: Didn't you tell us to bring a larger USB flash drive? We brought a 1000G hard drive. Tathagata asked: Didn't you open QQ when you went back? Master Tang Monk: After we went back, we bought the hard drive and came here. Tathagata: I left a message for you on QQ. The scriptures have been placed on my server. You can download them as you like! The four masters and disciples returned. After Tang Seng and his disciples returned home, they opened Tathagata's server for downloading and found that the server was hit by a Trojan horse and could not be downloaded. So I took the 1000G hard drive and continued on the road. I thought: If I had known this, ********* would have copied it back. I have to copy it back this time no matter what. After ninety-nine and eighty-one tribulations, I finally saw Tathagata. Tathagata asked: Did you bring any paper? Tang Monk and his disciples were confused. Tathagata continued: Hey, the server was hit by a Trojan horse, and all the electronic versions of the scriptures were destroyed. I think you should make a copy by hand! The four masters and apprentices returned... Tang Seng and his apprentice learned the lesson this time, bought paper, took the hard drive and hit the road. I used QQ to send a message to Tathagata before to confirm. After ninety-nine and eighty-one tribulations, I saw Tathagata again. Tang Seng spoke first: Has the Trojan been cracked? Tathagata: No. Tang Seng: Then we can copy it, right? Tathagata: Yes. It took Tang Seng and his disciples 10 years to finally copy the scriptures and prepare to say goodbye to Tathagata. Tang Monk: We spent 10 years copying the scriptures. Now we say goodbye to the Buddha and return to the Tang Dynasty. Tathagata: 10 years to copy? I have a copier here, why don't I use it? Tang Monk: Damn it, Wukong! Cut him! If you beat me to death, it's mine!

I'll go first! Everyone is trying their best to keep the poisonous chicken soup. There is no way for people to see it if it is rotten in the stomach. If you write it down, you will find that no one will read it

Wow, I have read no less than a dozen novels about Journey to the West. You're novel enough Completely different from the others. Keep up the good work, okay?

Do you feel that there are many conflicts between what the author wrote and the prehistoric stories you have read before? Do you feel like your cognition has been subverted? Does it feel like the author doesn't understand the prehistoric times and still makes random assumptions? If there is, then that's right. In fact, the prehistoric world and fantasy magic are just the creative background platform made up by the author. There is really no need to get too entangled in this issue. Maybe you were too deeply involved by the first book you came into contact with and formed subjective assumptions. For example, Nuwa created humans and then reincarnated in the earth. There are several versions that I know of. As the saying goes, a hundred mouths, a hundred opinions ~ I hope that everyone can really read a book and read it with an empty cup. You will feel that this is another world~ I've read a lot of comments, all of which complain about the author's lack of understanding of prehistoric times. Actually, just enjoy reading it. There's no need to worry about the differences between this book and other opinions. If it's all the same, there's no need to read it~ right? The so-called director has the final say when making a movie, and the author has the final say when writing a book. This is "privilege"! There is no need for you to deprive it, and you cannot deprive it. Follow the author and enter a different world! It's not that I'm complimenting Tian Qi, but I read all books with an empty cup mentality. Otherwise, some books say one thing that is completely different from the version I've read before, and I would be very confused!

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I have knelt before the Buddha for three thousand years, yet my Buddha has never felt pity for me. I would rather go to hell than enter your spiritual mountain

What is the connection between this Bodhi tree and the Bodhi Patriarch? I have read a novel before, saying that the Bodhi tree is another name for the World Tree. The World Tree is also known as "Jianmu Tree" and "Original Tree". Can you tell us a little bit about how powerful the Bodhi Patriarch you have here is? A book friend downstairs said that Bodhi is the Tathagata. The ancient novels I learned said so. However, I think that the Patriarch Bodhi is not the Tathagata. He should be the same as Zhen Yuanzi, a hidden power. Although he is not listed as a saint, he is still a powerful figure! Hehe, personal opinion, don't comment if you don't like it?

My son will be born soon. My surname is Wang. I would like to ask my son to give him a nicer name. Thank you.