
I Was Bitten by Xiaoqiang
by No-1
About This Novel
If you are bitten by a mutant spider, you will become Spider-Man; if you are bitten by a mutant dragonfly, you will become Dragonfly Man. But what if you are bitten by Xiao Qiang? My name is Bai Ze, and my life was very ordinary, until that night I was bitten by a little chicken. I was very naive at the time and didn't realize that things were not simple, so I slapped it to death with my slipper. Then, I returned to a strange yet familiar place. Familiar because this is my home, but strange because this world is full of dangers. Times have changed! My name is Xiaoqiang, bah, my scientific name is Cockroach... Pa, I haven't finished my sentence yet.
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I watched Spider-Man for the first time when I was a child. The male protagonist was bitten by a spider and turned into Spider-Man. Who can believe me? Until today, I suddenly remembered the experience of being bitten by a dog when I was a child. I looked at myself in the mirror, who had been single for more than ten years, and fell into deep thought.
water
One morning sixty years later, I was lying on a bed in a hospital. Time was running out. At this time, Emperor Ba had already written more than two thousand chapters. I held my phone and scrolled through the flat screen--I've finished reading today's updates. The children gathered around the bed and said heartbrokenly: "Dad, please stop reading. You are so old. You should take a rest." The great-grandson said at the bedside, "Grandpa, you have been reading this book for sixty or seventy years. When will you see the end?" I turned my head and glanced at my great-grandson and said calmly: "The author has been writing this book for more than sixty years. From youth to middle age and then to old age, he has been writing for a lifetime. He is using his life to write the book. I guess he will never finish it in this life." It seems that I will pass it on to my children to continue writing. I wish I had known this earlier. One book can last a lifetime. What a good job. It seems that my grandfather is no longer able to consume him. After my grandfather passes away, if this book has an ending that day, you can read it to your grandfather when you visit his grave. Ah~~~~~cough cough" Ha~~~~~huh~~~~~ha~~~~huh... From now on, time will freeze. Seventy years later, a white-haired old man was pushed in a wheelchair by some young people to the tombstone of a grave. The old man ordered the young man to bring out a bouquet of flowers and some offerings, and then said to the grave: "Grandpa, I came to see you again. It seems that this book will not end in my lifetime. You are right. It seems that the author really passed this book to his descendants to write. But don't worry, I have asked my great-grandson to pay attention to this book. If there is an ending, he will be the first to inform you. I really have to blame you for a few words. I wish you had written a book. Look, one book can feed several generations..." The old man stopped making noises, only the chirping of cicadas. After a while, several young people heard painful cries, and soon a new grave was added next to it. ... One thousand eight hundred and forty years later, a young man placed a large number of fruit offerings in front of an ancient tomb and kowtowed, "Ancestor, your wish has finally come true. This book will have an ending soon. Because I took the only daughter of the author's heir and obtained the writing rights of this book, I can end this book at any time. Originally, I did not intend for the ending to be passed on to future generations, but why do you always want to read the ending?" At this time, the sky was dark, with thunder and lightning, and an old voice came, "You unworthy descendant, how can you smash such a good job at just a word!" This is purely for entertainment, don't criticize if you don't like it.
Xiaobai~~
I really couldn't help but cry when I saw Xiaobai. When I was a child, we had a dog named Xiaobai at home. He stayed with me for a long time. He would pick me up from school and send me to school. He was still the dominant dog in our house. Other dogs were afraid of him. Every time we went shopping, he would follow us. My family liked it very much. It, later I went to school in the city, and it ran with me when I was riding in the car. I burst into tears at that time, and later... Later when I went back, it was already dead. If a dog is stolen, you should use the kind of flying needle, and if it is drugged, I heard from my father that it still managed to return to its den after being shot, so The dog thief didn't take it away. There was so much blood all the way. I shed tears now thinking about it. There was originally a female dog called Puppy, but that day she was frightened when she saw my parents collecting Xiaobai's body and ran away. My father searched for a long time and asked for help, but he didn't. I found it. I once heard someone say that they saw a dog rummaging through the garbage in a garbage dump. It was a bit like the one we had at home. My father went to look for it, but he still couldn't find it. Hey, we didn't have any more dogs at home, but my father and I had always wanted to get one. Well, thank you for listening to me.
Being persuaded to quit by the male protagonist, when you see a girl, you say she's your type. It's so stupid.
After being persuaded by the male protagonist to quit, when he saw a girl, he said she was your type. It was very poisonous.
this. . . .
It gets more and more vicious as it goes on. I came in because of the title. In the later stages, Xiaoqiang's scenes become less and less. Is it biased? Or change the combination of features
When I was a child, I watched Spider-Man. The protagonist was bitten by a spider and turned into Spider-Man. Who would believe me? When I grew up, I remembered the experience of being bitten by a dog when I was a child. I looked at myself in the mirror and fell into deep thought.
So awesome😒😒😒😒
I would like to ask the author, what is the character of the protagonist you want to portray? Why can't I understand it until now? The person you love died in front of you, and you ended up writing the protagonist. You just fainted for a while and your mentality got better. I can tolerate this. Take the Nine Lives in Volume 2 as an example. You two were fucking married, but when you traveled back in time, you were just thinking about yourself. I want to ask you, do you not care about your wife like this? Didn't you want to kill Qin Shihuang for her earlier? How? Didn't you miss her when you traveled back in time? Or are you writing about a protagonist who doesn't care about anything?
test poison
You killed me off in Chapter 3. Are you going to travel ten years ago or a parallel world? I don't know, a tentacle monster? There's even a knight, damn! Everyone's heads were chopped off. The reaction and words of this female knight directly scared me. I felt that the protagonist was a useless person. He went back to ten years ago without knowing it. The most poisonous thing is probably that the author did not introduce the world system and background. He jumped straight to Chapter 3. I don't know how those who can read it forced Jiang Zi to read it. Anyway, I ran away first.
Not bad, but the shortcomings gradually became apparent in the later period. I felt that the pig's trotters had no IQ or ability and could only explode. I felt that if it weren't for the fact that they were pig's trotters, they might have died a long time ago.
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I watched Spider-Man for the first time when I was a child. The male protagonist was bitten by a spider and turned into Spider-Man. Who can believe me? Until today, I suddenly remembered the experience of being bitten by a dog when I was a child. I looked at myself in the mirror, who had been single for more than ten years, and fell into deep thought.
water
One morning sixty years later, I was lying on a bed in a hospital. Time was running out. At this time, Emperor Ba had already written more than two thousand chapters. I held my phone and scrolled through the flat screen--I've finished reading today's updates. The children gathered around the bed and said heartbrokenly: "Dad, please stop reading. You are so old. You should take a rest." The great-grandson said at the bedside, "Grandpa, you have been reading this book for sixty or seventy years. When will you see the end?" I turned my head and glanced at my great-grandson and said calmly: "The author has been writing this book for more than sixty years. From youth to middle age and then to old age, he has been writing for a lifetime. He is using his life to write the book. I guess he will never finish it in this life." It seems that I will pass it on to my children to continue writing. I wish I had known this earlier. One book can last a lifetime. What a good job. It seems that my grandfather is no longer able to consume him. After my grandfather passes away, if this book has an ending that day, you can read it to your grandfather when you visit his grave. Ah~~~~~cough cough" Ha~~~~~huh~~~~~ha~~~~huh... From now on, time will freeze. Seventy years later, a white-haired old man was pushed in a wheelchair by some young people to the tombstone of a grave. The old man ordered the young man to bring out a bouquet of flowers and some offerings, and then said to the grave: "Grandpa, I came to see you again. It seems that this book will not end in my lifetime. You are right. It seems that the author really passed this book to his descendants to write. But don't worry, I have asked my great-grandson to pay attention to this book. If there is an ending, he will be the first to inform you. I really have to blame you for a few words. I wish you had written a book. Look, one book can feed several generations..." The old man stopped making noises, only the chirping of cicadas. After a while, several young people heard painful cries, and soon a new grave was added next to it. ... One thousand eight hundred and forty years later, a young man placed a large number of fruit offerings in front of an ancient tomb and kowtowed, "Ancestor, your wish has finally come true. This book will have an ending soon. Because I took the only daughter of the author's heir and obtained the writing rights of this book, I can end this book at any time. Originally, I did not intend for the ending to be passed on to future generations, but why do you always want to read the ending?" At this time, the sky was dark, with thunder and lightning, and an old voice came, "You unworthy descendant, how can you smash such a good job at just a word!" This is purely for entertainment, don't criticize if you don't like it.
Xiaobai~~
I really couldn't help but cry when I saw Xiaobai. When I was a child, we had a dog named Xiaobai at home. He stayed with me for a long time. He would pick me up from school and send me to school. He was still the dominant dog in our house. Other dogs were afraid of him. Every time we went shopping, he would follow us. My family liked it very much. It, later I went to school in the city, and it ran with me when I was riding in the car. I burst into tears at that time, and later... Later when I went back, it was already dead. If a dog is stolen, you should use the kind of flying needle, and if it is drugged, I heard from my father that it still managed to return to its den after being shot, so The dog thief didn't take it away. There was so much blood all the way. I shed tears now thinking about it. There was originally a female dog called Puppy, but that day she was frightened when she saw my parents collecting Xiaobai's body and ran away. My father searched for a long time and asked for help, but he didn't. I found it. I once heard someone say that they saw a dog rummaging through the garbage in a garbage dump. It was a bit like the one we had at home. My father went to look for it, but he still couldn't find it. Hey, we didn't have any more dogs at home, but my father and I had always wanted to get one. Well, thank you for listening to me.
Being persuaded to quit by the male protagonist, when you see a girl, you say she's your type. It's so stupid.
After being persuaded by the male protagonist to quit, when he saw a girl, he said she was your type. It was very poisonous.
this. . . .
It gets more and more vicious as it goes on. I came in because of the title. In the later stages, Xiaoqiang's scenes become less and less. Is it biased? Or change the combination of features
When I was a child, I watched Spider-Man. The protagonist was bitten by a spider and turned into Spider-Man. Who would believe me? When I grew up, I remembered the experience of being bitten by a dog when I was a child. I looked at myself in the mirror and fell into deep thought.
So awesome😒😒😒😒
I would like to ask the author, what is the character of the protagonist you want to portray? Why can't I understand it until now? The person you love died in front of you, and you ended up writing the protagonist. You just fainted for a while and your mentality got better. I can tolerate this. Take the Nine Lives in Volume 2 as an example. You two were fucking married, but when you traveled back in time, you were just thinking about yourself. I want to ask you, do you not care about your wife like this? Didn't you want to kill Qin Shihuang for her earlier? How? Didn't you miss her when you traveled back in time? Or are you writing about a protagonist who doesn't care about anything?
test poison
You killed me off in Chapter 3. Are you going to travel ten years ago or a parallel world? I don't know, a tentacle monster? There's even a knight, damn! Everyone's heads were chopped off. The reaction and words of this female knight directly scared me. I felt that the protagonist was a useless person. He went back to ten years ago without knowing it. The most poisonous thing is probably that the author did not introduce the world system and background. He jumped straight to Chapter 3. I don't know how those who can read it forced Jiang Zi to read it. Anyway, I ran away first.
Not bad, but the shortcomings gradually became apparent in the later period. I felt that the pig's trotters had no IQ or ability and could only explode. I felt that if it weren't for the fact that they were pig's trotters, they might have died a long time ago.
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It's a very interesting novel with not many words, so I'll keep it for now.



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It's a new book. After reading it, I think it's okay. Emm, I got a profit of 2333 on my investment~ but there are a lot of loopholes. I guess it's because I don't have much experience.


















