Host, Please Stay

My girlfriend said that if this comment got more than 100 likes within 3 days, we would break up. I can't believe how many people liked me.

It's the move 1 from the Saint Master, the move 2 from all realms, the move 3 that the host has been watching, and the move 4 that everyone has seen.

How many came from the Holy Master? Ask

You said, "Which uprising was not the emperor's fault?" I would like to refute. The Anshi Rebellion in the Tang Dynasty cannot be regarded as the emperor's fault. Tang Taizong and the two emperors after him, Wu Zetian, successively created the Kaiyuan Dynasty and the Zhenguan Rule. During the Anshi Rebellion, the then emperor Tang Wei was controlled by Wu Zetian. Although the emperor at that time was idle, there was still Wu Zetian. You said one created the "Zhenguan Rule" that is famous in history. Is it possible that the emperor will make life difficult for the people? Especially during the Tang Dynasty, our country had many contacts with foreign countries. Even during the Anshi Rebellion, many countries were communicating with our country.

The protagonist is a shoo-in. The first host is the little emperor, and now he does not know whether to live or die. The second fire unicorn has spent so much effort, but what did he get in the end? Of course, at least he wasn't seriously injured or killed. The third fat woman was the worst, and I don't think the fourth Zhouxian will end well.

I personally like this novel very much. The finale quoted the plot of the drama song Meijianxue. The plot of this song is very similar to the ending. The plot of Meijianxue is: a female master takes in a little boy as an apprentice. The boy wants to be famous in the world. After he defeats the master, he goes out to work, leaving the master alone. Later, after the apprentice has been wandering for many years, he realizes that the master is good to him, but when he returns, the master has passed away. They once said that master and disciple should be of one mind and go to the same place together, but in the end they still couldn't be together. Later, the man accepted a female apprentice, and the female apprentice asked the same question he once asked his master: Master, who are you waiting for? He told his master's answer: I am not waiting for anyone, and no one will come. "Then why don't you go out and take a look?" "I'm afraid that when I turn around, you will disappear." The following questions and answers are questions and answers that boys asked their masters when they were young. He thought of the past and regretted that he did not grow old with his master. This plot song is very sad, but it is one of my favorite songs. There is a version like this: They are like the flower of the other side, sharing life because of a certain event. The flaw is that the girl regains her memory when she grows up, and the boy has no memory when he is young. When the boy grows up and regains his memory, the girl is reincarnated without memory, and the cycle continues, just like the ending of this novel. When the male protagonist grows up, San'er is reincarnated without memory, but they are destined to meet and be together, even if they lose their memory. Of course, what I said may not be correct, because I didn't finish it and watched the ending in advance.

Tang San was buried in the sky, on the ground, and in the common people. Optimus Prime is the golden cicada saint, and the immortals in the Buddhist world are in charge. I once went to the Leiyinlan Bon Reunion and was greeted by seven thousand immortals and Buddhas. It was a drunken stupor, staggering around and showing off. The Vajra bones burst out when punched, and the Arhat's blood spurted red when kicked. Avalokitesvara Samantabhadra is frightened, and the Jade Emperor is frightened. The Tathagata Buddha walked away in panic, and the Mahavira Palace collapsed dangerously. Therefore, I cannot live in heaven, so I have to go to the human world for a while. It's also because he was born with a tough life, and his father met the thief star in order to overcome his death. Mother let me go into the river, and the river will not sink because I have magical powers. Don't dare to harm any fish or turtles along the way. When you reach Jinshan Mountain, you can learn from him. The headmaster of Faming taught him his martial arts in 18 years. He used ruthless means to find his relatives and avenge his grievances, cutting off his heart and taking his liver as a sacrifice to his ancestors. Occasionally, there are competitions in the arena to recruit monks to obtain Western scriptures. He is invincible among hundreds of thousands of monks and has a majestic presence on the nine-level platform. Three souls of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty were lost, and seven civil and military souls of the whole dynasty were lightened. I made eight bows and made friends with him, and presented him with a tin staff and a brocade cassock to see me off. Traveling out of Chang'an to the east, I met the monkey Sun Wukong. Split the two boundary ridges with both hands, and flatten the Five Elements Peak with one kick. Take Monkey King and raise him as a Pokemon. Snakes coil around the mountains to slaughter tigers, and eagles capture white dragons at the bottom of melancholy streams. Bajie and Sha Monk all surrendered and did not dare to hum while carrying their bags and horses.

Report from the Holy Master of All Realms

Imagine a fire unicorn wearing a full-body armor synthesized by modern technology, resisting the opponent's attack, but destroying the opponent's weapons, carrying anti-tank missiles, blowing up Jue Wushen's hometown, flying with a sword, killing seven in and seven out of the enemy group, and from time to time using a lion's roar to rain down a crowd...

A few days ago, I heard our teacher raise a question about the (four-person Westward Journey group tour): Sha Laosan carried two boxes all day long, but they ate for alms, never changed their clothes, and they were still on their way to obtain Buddhist scriptures. So, what exactly is in the box? ? ?