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I am invincible, today is Friday, Think about what Sunday is

Personally, I think this book is more interesting, but what are you reading every two days? I want to send you a razor blade, do you like it? [Emot=default,01/]

Life is meaningless, but only by living can you discover meaningful things, just like you discovered this flower and I discovered you. --Orochimaru

Some people said I was handsome, so I stood on the balcony and thought about it all night, who had leaked the news... It is said that my father cried at the top of his lungs for a month and a half when I was born, and he would never believe that I was the child who inherited his chromosomes. Later, in order to prove her innocence, my mother took my father to the hospital for a paternity test. The doctor opened the quilt and cried after just one look. He wiped his nose and said, "Go back, this is not your child, nor anyone else's. Human beings cannot give birth to such handsome children... A little intern nurse came over, immediately found a box of red ink pad, and put my finger on my finger." The tattoo was printed, and he spread out his braided hair and murmured to me: I keep my long hair for you. If I don't marry you in this life, my hair will keep growing forever. I will comb it in my boudoir with the green lantern and the ancient Buddha... When I was 15 years old, I didn't dare to go to school. It wasn't that I didn't dare to go after half a day in kindergarten. All the teachers and deans in the kindergarten were crazy. , My face was swollen like a watermelon from being kissed by the little girl. The CCTV Focus Talk program team came to interview me. The beautiful woman carrying the camera fainted three times, and the little girl in charge of taking notes changed her Chinese into Italian and Spanish. The United Nations earmarked funds to build me a shelter on the top of Mount Everest in the Himalayas. I enjoyed true purity, the blue sky was so close to me, and God was literally within my reach. Although I was clean, I was still extremely depressed. I stood at the top and shouted loudly: "I'm not handsome." Suddenly, God's voice came from the sky: "No, you lied."

Once upon a time there was a one year old girl

The reason is short and weak. The author updates so slowly. Are you worthy of the person who rewards you with monthly tickets for recommendation? Come and send me the address, my 40-meter-long sword. . . . I can't take it anymore

<span style="color: red">Poof! _(´ཀ`‖ ∠)_Although it is condensed to the essence, every time I read it with enthusiasm, it always breaks out of chapter. Although I know that the author has tried his best, I just can't help it (vomiting blood) and I can't help reading it! If you raise everything, you won't get fat </span>

Damn it, Kushina and Mikoto are nowhere to be seen in the back, they are so irresponsible after sleeping.

These two smells have been deeply remembered in their hearts and become a nightmare that they will never forget. Hahahaha, this is too tragic! ! In fact, Qianyu may not necessarily be able to defeat so many of you (whisper bb), but he is still awesome! ! !

"Kushina said cutely, her little head was full of paste." Hahaha, such a loving Kushina! ! The girl who appeared so early must have an inextricable relationship with Qianyu (ˊ˘ˋ*)♡