The Strongest King and the God of War Li Yuanba

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Heroic Soul Li Yuanba

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It was a dark and stormy night, and Zhong Wuyan asked the old master to tell him a fortune. The old master calmly said: "You must have been born in the early morning!" Zhong Wuyan was very surprised: "How can Sir calculate so accurately?" The old master said calmly: "Because one to three o'clock in the morning is the ugly time."

I, Zhaojun, put my second skill at the opponent's feet, Xiang Yu pushed me away, I zoomed in, the opponent was about to die, Xiang Yu pushed me away, and finally scolded me. What's even more annoying is that I don't know how to criticize others.

Arthur developed a high fever, which made Angela anxious. Angela walked around and kept saying: Why are the eggs on Arthur's head not yet cooked? If they are not yet cooked, the meal will be over... Liu Bang

Lanling King Jade Hua Mulan went out to play and didn't want to meet a bear on the road. Prince Lanling reminded in a low voice: "Hurry up and pretend to be dead! Otherwise this thing will slap you to death!" So the bear lay down and pretended to be dead... Faced with this situation, Hua Mulan suddenly turned around and said to Prince Lanling: "I will definitely come back to marry you in 10 years!" When King Lanling heard this, he blushed instantly. Hua Mulan turned the hilt of the sword and then said, "Come back and take your life!" Sun Wukong

Nezha: I am a being who breaks through common sense Bian Que: It's time to take medicine

On the bustling Chang'an Street, there was a man in a shabby white robe. After entering Chang'an Gate, he sat against a big shabby tree. "Hey, isn't that Master Li Bai, the Sword Immortal?" Immediately some citizens recognized the man in white robes, "Yes, it's Master Li! Didn't he go to Summoner's Canyon with Lord Lu Bu, Lord Mulan, the Monkey King and Mr. Miyamoto, God of War, to resist the invasion of the demon clan of elementary school students on the order of Her Majesty the Queen? Did he fail?" The citizens seemed to be surprised to see the man in white robe here. After a while, a young man wearing official robes came over. "Master Li, why are you here alone? Have you become a deserter?" It turns out that the young man in official robes is the Sheriff of the Tang Dynasty: Di Renjie. "No, I didn't become a deserter." "Oh? What about our heroes of the Tang Dynasty? Where did they go? Didn't you go to the canyon together?" "They...,, Died." "What? They died? Then why are you still alive?" Di Renjie looked very surprised. Li Bai said slowly and painfully, "That day, we still followed the queen's order and massacred the demons who were elementary school students in the canyon. However, suddenly the elementary school students shouted Tianmei, save me. At this time, a voice of TiMi suddenly came from the canyon. The wild monsters instantly rioted, and the price of equipment also increased. The demons who were elementary school students shouted something too It's strong, let's weaken it! For some reason, Master Lu Bu can no longer block five, and Mulan and Monkey King can no longer deal critical damage after throwing away their skills. Mr. Miyamoto was so scared that he shouted "cut"! Mr. Miyamoto was drowned by the saliva of those dogs.