Journey to the West: Learning from the Scriptures? Sorry, I'm Here to Steal the Scriptures

Journey to the West: Learning from the Scriptures? Sorry, I'm Here to Steal the Scriptures

by Yang Xixi

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114Kwords54chapters
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Ch. 54Slap Tathagata to Death (Finale)
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About This Novel

At the foot of Five Elements Mountain. "Bald Donkey, you're finally here, rescue me quickly, and I'll help you get the scriptures." Tang Sanzian opened the "Bodhisattva's Journey to the West Guide Manual", glanced at the monkey that was pressed down at the foot of the mountain, hesitated for a moment, and murmured to himself: "Is this the monkey that I just wanted to watch when I turned on the TV?" "For this monkey, he didn't even watch the Seven Fairies, nor did the King of the Girl Kingdom..." "I really want to pinch it." Sun Wukong: "??? Sun Wukong, who was pinned down at the foot of the mountain, was stunned for a moment: "Bald Donkey, what do you mean by saying what's in your heart?" Sun Wukong: "That's all, I am the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, just because I committed a crime..." ..." Tang Sanzong lightly raised his hand and smashed the Five Elements Mountain: "Okay, don't talk so much. Should you follow me to the West?" Sun Wukong: "? "On the way to learn the scriptures!" Zhu Bajie: "The senior brother is in trouble, the monster is captured by the master again!" Sha Seng: "The second brother is in trouble, the master is educating the monster with sticks again." Arrive in the West! Tang San was buried: "The mighty heavenly dragon, the bold Tathagata, dared to hide the true scripture secretly!"

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Mio at Night41mo ago

Hahahahahahahahaha 🌿

You're laughing so hard at me, do you want to laugh me to death and inherit my flowers?

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Daizong_ab41mo ago

very nice. It's fun to watch, and the plot moves forward very quickly. I wonder if it will be difficult to finish writing Eighty-One in the future.

Very nice. It's fun to watch, and the plot moves forward very quickly. I don't know if it will be difficult to write after eighty-one.

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Langfang's Most Affectionate Place41mo ago

Tips

Was Li Bai from the Tang Xuanzong period? Then when Wu Daozi was born, he also studied calligraphy with Zhang Xu and He Zhizhang during the Tang Gaozong period. So Wu Daozi was also from the Tang Xuanzong period. They were not born yet, right?

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Immaculate41mo ago

Laughing the whole time ᥬ😂᭄ᥬ😂᭄ᥬ😂᭄

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User 53250005611841mo ago

Check out the comments

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Shinra Tensei 233mo ago

Encountering a black bear spirit on the road, you are talking about the Bobo planet, right?

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Looks Like Your Master29mo ago

I haven't read it. There are only a few dozen chapters and I haven't read it for a long time.

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Book Friends 2023052911789533mo ago

I was dumbfounded at first

I read a few chapters later so I didn't even read them.

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Growth Rings_de35mo ago

The author Xiao Jiji is not short, the author is a eunuch! [Emot=default,19/]

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Jiu Shiqi_dc35mo ago

... It's just a joke, it's a scam, it's gone? Absolutely

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