I Am Invincible in the Abstract Universe, the Monkey King is Showing Off

Name: I Am Invincible in the Abstract Universe, the Monkey King is Showing Off
Author: Shih Chih Chi

by Shih Chih Chi

ongoing Multiverse Infinite Male Lead

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The Great Sage Qitian sat firmly on the lotus platform and said slowly: "I will teach you the art of growing vegetables behind closed doors. What do you think?" "What do you mean by the art of growing vegetables behind closed doors?" "The art of growing vegetables behind closed doors is the art of thanking guests behind closed doors, being obsessed with growing vegetables, and growing vegetables in a trivial manner. Once you learn it, you will be silent and become a blockbuster!" "Is it necessary to show off like this?" "How can we show off when we grow vegetables behind closed doors? No! No!" "Don't learn, don't learn!" "How about I teach you how to be crazy about technology?" "What's the point of being crazy about technology?" "The art of crazy technology is to stay at home, use crazy technology, and develop like crazy. Once you learn it, you can crush it with technology and cover it with firepower!" "Does this mean you have to show off?" "If you want to show off, it's like Orianfe." "What is 'Orianfe'?" "It means you can't stop it. You have to develop and show off at the same time. I'm afraid you won't be able to complete your studies." "So, it's not safe to be crazy about technology. If you don't learn, you won't learn!" "How about I teach you the art of slowly calling yourself an emperor?" "What about the art of slowly proclaiming yourself an emperor?" "Dig a hole deep, build a wall high, store up a lot of food, and slowly claim the throne. This is the art of slowing down the kingship. It is extremely safe." "Can you show off?" The Great Sage looked a little sullen: "Why are you always thinking about your poor pretense? You can't pretend!" "Don't be angry, Great Sage. Since I can't pretend, then I won't learn, I won't learn!" The great sage smiled and said: "Haha! Since you wholeheartedly want to learn how to show off, I won't go on and on, come and see!" Having said that, the Great Sage Qitian waved his cassock and pulled out a forty-meter-long sword from under the cassock. There were sixteen characters written on the sword, which read...