Journey to the West: Isn't This Tang Monk Too Salty?

Journey to the West: Isn't This Tang Monk Too Salty?

by Thunder Lord

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525Kwords251chapters
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Ch. 251The Supreme Being
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About This Novel

Traveling to the west and becoming Tang Monk, he accidentally activated the salted fish system, which made him stronger by lying down. From then on, Tang Seng embarked on the path of lying flat on his back. As a result, the painting style of Journey to the West changed from then on. Li Shimin: "We also invite the Master to give lectures. " Tang Seng: "It's okay to teach the Dharma, but can you prepare a recliner for me? I want to lie down and teach." Li Shimin: "..." Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva: "There is a Tripitaka of Mahayana Buddhism in the Western Heaven. Masters can go and get it." Tang Monk: "It's okay to go to the Western Heaven to obtain Buddhist scriptures, but can I bring a recliner and have someone carry me there?" Guanyin Bodhisattva: "..." Monster: "Are you Tang Monk? That's great. You can live forever if you eat Tang Monk's meat. I'm going to capture you and steam it." Tang Seng: "Are you trying to catch me while Wukong is not here? You can catch me if you want, I won't resist. However, is there a bed in your demon cave? I want to lie on the bed and wait for Wukong to save me." Monster: "..." Tathagata Buddha: "Tang Sanzang, you have successfully completed the Buddhist sutra collection in the West, and I want to make you the Sandalwood Merit Buddha." Tang Monk: "I have become a great saint, so what kind of Buddha do you care about?" Welcome to join the Journey to the West book club: 815481164

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Xiaoqing54mo ago

Recommended for everything

I feel like vomiting when I see the calamity cloud. A thunder calamity, a product of rules under the heaven, is written as a thoughtful thunder calamity. It has wisdom that even the heaven does not have. What kind of thinking and wisdom can there be in a small thunder calamity, and it is still subdued, bah

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Zero51mo ago

Is the author a fan?

The female official of Xianting wrote about the star-chasers in the rice circle, and I was convinced!

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Immortal Mandrill with Three Eyes and Five Manifestations54mo ago

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Tiandao has no emotions, only Hongjun has emotions. Tiandao Jieyun has no emotions, let alone thoughts. His thunder is also based on the talent of the person who overcomes the tribulation. Generally, the thunder department of the heaven is used to split tribulations.

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Companion54mo ago

Can you put a tight spell on Zhu Bajie later to torment him?

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Wandering Earth53mo ago

The writing of this book gives people a refreshing feeling, and Tang Seng's writing is so rubbish.

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