Ninjutsu Simulator

Ninjutsu Simulator

by Little Mouse On The Prairie

Length:
303Kwords
Latest:
Ch. 61About the Double Outrageous Demands I Received for "prenatal Education Heavy Metal" and "mushroom Sperm Growth Complaints
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About This Novel

This is the story of a veteran ghost movie lover who died suddenly while watching a movie late at night, traveled through Naruto, and used the abilities of the innocent soul to simulate ninjutsu and survive happily. I wrote the "Undersea Volcano Symphony" ASMR for the deep-sea turtle Sanwei, but was rejected by the client (Uncle Isofu) on the grounds that "emotional krill swimming is not elegant enough" and had to be redone for the 48th time; Tried "heavy metal rock from the center of the earth" for the tsundere fox Kyuubi, and received a negative review that "the drum beat lacks the thrill of smashing everything"; Received a complaint email from Uchiha Obito, a "former colleague" of the undercover Akatsuki organization, using encrypted advertisements, and provided strategic bad ideas on "how to create obstacles for the management of terrorist organizations"; Dealing with his former boss Orochimaru, a scientific madman who always wanted to slice himself up for research, and successfully "recommended him to join" a competitor company; At the same time, he works part-time as a prenatal psychological counselor for pregnant women (Kyuubi Jinchuuriki), a creative guide for "underworld aesthetics" for his cousin from the art department (Kurama Yakumo), and a re-employment mentor for a hot-blooded senior sister (Mitarashi Anko). His combat system is "Special attack on tailed beasts" and "Five Minutes Underworld Director Mode", and his KPI is "Using horror movie soundtracks and workplace talking skills to maintain world peace." Toshio Kayama's daily life: When he is not filling out the material application forms from the Logistics Department, he is rushing to complete the epic demand documents from Party A of the Tailed Beasts. By the way, he is investigating the newly emerged pirated nine-tailed chakra of the "Jedi" and wondering whether his "ghost power" has signed a labor outsourcing contract with the God of Death in the Yin and Yang worlds. Life is not easy, He Shan sighed. But in the after-sales business, after taking an order, you have to finish the service on your knees - even if the customer is not a human being.

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