Is Cultivating an Immortal a Chicken? Do You Want it to Be so Rolled?

Name: Is Cultivating an Immortal a Chicken? Do You Want it to Be so Rolled?
Author: Straight Waist

by Straight Waist

ongoing Xianxia Cultivation Male Lead

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24Kwords11chapters

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Ch. 11 — The School Beauty Came to Me

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Young man: "Master, please help me get tonsured! I live like a wild dog. The dog can still guard the door, but I have no way to find a job, my dignity has been ruined, and I have suffered all the humiliation! I can't stay in this mortal world for another day!" The old monk didn't open his eyes: "It's not curly enough." The young man was stunned: "... What's the explanation?" Old monk: "Dogs can eat shit, can you?" The young man glared angrily: "... Fuck! You bald ass..." The old monk raised his hand to stop and sighed: "Well, it seems that you have no fate with me, Buddha. If the donor really feels that life is boring, why not get it right in one step? Now the super service is 20% off, supports scanning QR code to pay, comes with VIP access to the afterlife, speeds up reincarnation, and guarantees you a better pregnancy in the next life..." ............ Young man: "Taoist Priest! Buddhism has a lot of tricks, please show me a way to survive!" The old Taoist priest's eyes lit up: "Don't panic, little friend! Do you want to change your way of living?" The young man nodded wildly. The old Taoist priest pulled out a tattered scroll with his backhand: "This thing can tear apart the world's pie with one click, analyze the world's cheating rules, and help you escape from the Shura field gracefully!" "How to use it?" "As long as you have the skills! Reject the routine and go for the side path. As long as your idea of rewinding is cool enough, inspiration will come at you! This scroll intelligently senses your 'rebellion value', and depending on how you seek death... Uh... If you break the scroll, it will randomly drop a surprise gift package of 'Oh, that's good!'" "Now, we don't need ninety-eight dollars to get married, just ninety-eight dollars! Rewind the ideas and take them home!" "Counterattack, young man! You will be the next one to counterattack!"