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So embarrassing ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Alibaba: Because you are so handsome, our boss Ma has noticed you and will send someone to assassinate you in three days. Author: Ah, no, is it wrong to be handsome? Since the time I was born, auspicious clouds have descended from the sky, and purple energy has traveled three thousand miles eastward. Countless luck and merits pieced together a handsome character in the air. Alas, it turns out that being handsome is also a mistake. Alibaba: But because you are so handsome, our boss can't bear to kill you just like that. Decided to give you another chance. Author: What do you want me to do? Alibaba: Let Mr. Ma speak for himself. Jack Ma: That's right. I value the book you wrote very much. Hope you can update more in the future. Don't ever let me catch a day when you haven't updated. I will send someone to spy on you secretly with a knife. Keep up the good work and update every day. Author: I can't do it!

This chat group is the biggest failure point, Xiao Baiwen, the appraisal is completed!

There are several panels in one chapter, and by reading the forum posts, I can figure out all the content in the posts. After reading one post, there are several chapters, killing a kid, procrastinating and asking questions, another chapter, the routine is the same old routine, wandering everywhere,

When I was in school, my teacher often said that junior high school is strict, high school is tight, university is loose, and society is dark. I thought he was talking about studying. Only now do I understand what I mean. Too profound. Love is something that starts with appearance. It is obsessed with talent. It is loyal to one's character. It is obsessed with feelings. It is obsessed with the body. Finally, it is discounted by material things. Defeated by reality. I have been single for a long time, strangers dare not speak, acquaintances dare not make a move, I don't have the capital to fall in love at first sight, and I lack the conditions for long-term love. I can't escape the night of drinking and singing, and I can't escape the deserted streets. I hope that a rich woman can see through my cowardice, let me take off my disguise, take me into her heart, spread my legs, hold on to the bed, no matter how tired I am, it is better than working!

The protagonist's upgrade is too slow, too slow

After a day's work, you drag your exhausted body back home. You open the door, and soft light greets you. In autumn, the heating at home has not yet come on, but this light actually makes you feel warm. You opened the door and walked into the bedroom, ready to change clothes and take a shower. Opening the closet, you saw Lao Wang next door. He was naked. Looking at you in horror. "Brother, brother, listen to my explanation!" You decided to listen to his explanation. "Brother, it's not that I, Lao Wang, are not interesting enough, it's that my sister-in-law is too tempting!" . But this cannot be entirely blamed on my sister-in-law, I am also at fault. You listen to what he has to say and turn around. The bed was in a mess, and Lao Wang's clothes were thrown on the floor. I just blame myself for being in a hurry. You lit a cigarette and sat on the bed, which was still warm from the passion. But there was no one in the bed. Lao Wang walked out of the closet, covering his lower body. "Where's sister-in-law? He asked. You smoked a whole cigarette. But you still don't know how to talk to Lao Wang. You have always lived alone. There is no sister-in-law here.

What kind of rubbish novel is this? The ghost still tries to trick people into opening the door? Can't ghosts walk through walls? Brainless novel

IQ is in arrears. 250 In arrears. Please recharge as soon as possible.

The more I read, the stupider I get. The author's setting is very contrary to reality. Even if it is an alien world, please use common sense! A female ghost appeared out of nowhere and was having an affair, and I couldn't complain. The trump card in the author's eyes: 4 Tribulation Thunder Talisman - 30 points of energy. One is not enough to deal with resentful ghosts. Isn't three enough? The business of making sure profits without losing money is still being used until the finale.