
The Sword is Here, Please Die
by Do You Want To Eat Fish Porridge?
About This Novel
[cut], [sweep], [chop], [punch], [point], [stab]... Choose a word that is pleasing to your eye and learn to "swing a sword" [Cut + sweep + wipe], [stab + stab + point]... Pick a few words that are pleasing to your eye and form "Sword Style" Great, you have mastered the basics of kendo. So next, please chop an immortal to death with a kitchen knife. -- A crack opened in China, and immortals came to the world. These days, those with spiritual roots are cultivating immortals, while those without spiritual roots have to kneel on the ground. Zhou Zizhu couldn't kneel down. So he picked up the sword. Just practice whatever you want.
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The background of Xianxia is quite big. There is a main world and a world of Xianxia. The two worlds of Xianxia and the main world come into contact, which opens a gap, causing spiritual power and some demons and demons of immortal cultivators to escape into the main world. The protagonist can come to the world of immortals in his dream. He does not practice immortality, but practices swordsmanship, sword breathing techniques, etc. It feels so familiar.




[Recommendation Index: ★★★★ (Purple Treasures)] [Tag: Kendo, shuttle between two worlds, funny connotation] [Recommended language] If heaven had not given birth to me, Zhou Zizhu, the way of swordsmanship would be like a long night! Chop, horizontal chop, side chop; thrust, straight thrust, point thrust; sword-cutting style, palace-piercing style, sword element breathing method. I have a sword that can open the gates of heaven, move mountains, fill seas, make gods and demons kowtow, and kill demons, evil spirits, immortals, and gods. This is the story of a time-traveler who, as a failed art student, had to paint paintings for a rich woman to earn money in order to survive. By chance, he obtained the method of traveling through other worlds in his dreams. From then on, he had the story of "I practice swordsmanship, slay evil spirits, and strengthen my body in my dreams." [Impressions after reading the book] "Stop, stop, this is not a car going to kindergarten." The content of the first chapter at the beginning was so explosive that I thought I had clicked on the wrong app. This is a fairy tale about swordsmanship and slaying demons. Different from the previous template articles and routine articles, this book reaches a climax right from the beginning. The "ambiguity", "confusion" and unique writing style make this book very eye-catching and make people unable to take their eyes away. The writing style is funny and "connotative", the unique opening, and the eye-catching writing style make the plot of this book very rounded. The characters are also quite impressive, whether it is the protagonist's serious character with a little bit of "sword spirit". It is also a heart-warming depiction of the supporting character Xiao Xi who is so sensible after going through hardships. Or maybe the supporting character Mrs. Xu (Xu Man) is naive but a little shrewd, always fighting with the protagonist, just like a pair of happy enemies. The last thing is the author's writing style and setting. Let's not talk about the writing style for now, I can only use the word "strong" to describe it. The setting is also extremely clever. The method of entering a dream is used throughout the whole text. Combined with the protagonist's humble character and the author's "peculiar" metaphors, it can be said to be quite explosive. [Reading experience] A very wonderful book, whether it is writing, plot, setting, world view, background, cultivation system, etc., It is perfect. As for the shortcomings, so far there is no plot that makes people feel "speechless". If I have to say it, the author's updates are too slow. There are only two chapters a day, which is not very enjoyable to read. Of course, it is understandable, after all, it is still before the new book is put on the shelves. Finally, I wish the author to maintain the quality, write better and better, and strive to become an instant hit. Throw flowers🌸🌸🌸 [Personal Summary] You deserve to have the fairy seedlings that have not yet bloomed! A good book that makes you laugh to death without paying for your life. You deserve it! You deserve to be the best in "ambiguous writing"! Highly recommended! After emphasizing that you deserve so much, should you express your gratitude and pursue reading? What about collections? What about rewards? What about your comments? [Suitable reading group] This book is suitable for readers who like to read swordsmanship, immortality, comedy and "connotation"! Especially the "Connotation" series!




Fairy tale, but with a pyrotechnic flavor. Amway, Amway, Amway! ------- A crack opened in China, and immortals came to the world. Those with spiritual roots have gone to cultivate immortality, while those without spiritual roots are kneeling there. Zhou Zizhu couldn't kneel down. He picked up the sword. Just practice whatever you want.




🌲Recommendation index: ★★★☆☆ 🌲Status: serialized 🌲[New Book Planting Grass]The sophisticated people and social background in this book are quite interesting. Two hundred and fifty years ago, China was torn apart, immortals came to the world, and evil spirits arose. Since then, tradition and modernity have coexisted separately, and oppression and exploitation can be seen everywhere. If you have spiritual roots, you will go to heaven and become an immortal; if you don't have spiritual roots, you will kneel down in the mortal world. The protagonist couldn't kneel down, so he picked up the sword. The imagination is interesting. The protagonist travels between two worlds, practices swordsmanship and slays monsters. The writing is excellent and the descriptions are vivid. Although the number of words is currently small, you can start it. I recommend planting it!












