Super Great Butler

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Why do so many novels of this type bow their heads when they see the protagonist, fawning and flattering them all, just like a slave?

It's not scary to see the rise of a loser with magical powers. The rise of the good-for-nothing old man is not scary. The rise of adventure is not terrible. It's not scary to be reborn and reach the top again. It's a small world with you, not scary. The protagonist travels through time and fights for hegemony, which is not scary. The most terrifying thing, the most speechless thing, is simply cheating by wealthy VIPs. This is called, you can carry the system with you, you can upgrade it by defeating monsters, you can do any tasks, you can take any treasures, you can draw a lottery every day, and your skills are like stars. That is the system flow protagonist, known as the most difficult protagonist. Well, because it can't be killed at all.

There was a carpenter who cut down a tree, Made it into three barrels. If one holds dung, it is called a dung bucket, and everyone hides; If one holds water, it is called a bucket, and everyone uses it; One holds wine, which is called a wine barrel, and everyone tastes it. The barrels are the same; Depending on what you pretend to be, your fate will be different. The same is true in life. What kind of concepts you have, what kind of life you have, What kind of thoughts you have, what kind of life you have. The wolf travels thousands of miles to eat meat, A horse travels a thousand miles to eat grass, Live fish swim upstream, Dead fish drift with the tide. Tiredness is work; Change is destiny; Tolerance is training; Capacity is wisdom; Quietness is cultivation; To give up is to gain; To do is to have. If you feel that you are working very hard at this moment, Tell yourself: The easy road is always downhill, Hang in there! Because you are going uphill! Ramen said: If you want to succeed, you need someone to help you. Dumpling said: Don't be too thin-skinned. Wotou said: It's better to keep an eye out. Tofu said: At the critical stage, enlightenment is needed. Beer says: Don't worry, there will always be time for you to bubble up. Bread said: When you are small, you are more substantial, After greatness, I feel empty. Youtiao said: If you don't suffer, you won't mature; If you are always suffering, you will become an old fritter. The road to success is inseparable from: The guidance of famous teachers, Friends' understanding, The excitement of distant people, Support from people nearby. Maybe this is life. "If a strong person sheds tears, he must not be able to hold on; if a persistent heart gives up, he must be completely hurt. Don't let a person be overwhelmed, no one's body is made of iron; don't push a heart to a dead end, and no one's soul will feel it. It makes people lose motivation. It's not exhaustion, but lack of understanding; what makes people heartbroken is not the lack of affection, but the lack of response. No one is tired, and nothing hurts more than emotional pain. In fact, what everyone needs is not much, but a caring concern, a cherished expectation, and a simple response."

After we had sex with the guy, he hugged me on the bed While chatting, he suddenly asked me: "Who did you give it to for the first time?" Tell me! I don't mind. "I hesitated for a moment, but still I decided to tell the truth: "That was when I was a freshman in high school. The boy sitting at the table behind me is very naughty. He always pulls my hair and makes me angry. To hide my things, one time when he was studying in the evening, he used The tip of the pen poked my back, and I slapped him in anger. I saw him looking in disbelief, and then one day he fell asleep I'm going to push my bicycle during evening self-study." The male student suddenly interrupted: "Yes. It's not that he removed your car seat, you were so blind that you didn't even notice. .... I slapped him on the shoulder in embarrassment: "What! When I was pushing the cart, a senior from another class came over and said that Tian Tai I was afraid of danger at night, so I sent me home. I felt very grateful. I moved, so I gave him the first time... After listening to the male vote, his expression Subtly said: "I don't mind, but please don't tell you Wife, I'm afraid she won't be able to accept it

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I really like this book. Are there any books of the same type?

Let me tell you a few stories to relieve your boredom: Story 1: An old man and an old lady got on the bus together and shared a seat. The old lady sat down and the old man stepped forward and asked the old lady: How old are you? The old lady answered 68? The old man was happy and said to the old lady: Haha, young man, get up and give me a seat! I am 93... Unexpectedly, the old lady smiled and said to the old man: Sorry, I am pregnant, my second child... The old man fainted on the spot.... Story 2: During the bridal night, the groom excitedly lifted up the bride's red hijab, and found out that it was another woman. He couldn't help being surprised and happy and asked quickly: "Who are you?" The woman smiled, blushed and said softly: "The bride is drunk, and I am the bridesmaid. After drinking, we will marry." Story 3: The couple divorced and fought over the child. In court, the wife said confidently: The child born from my belly belongs to me, of course. The husband said angrily: It's a joke, it's just nonsense. Can the money coming out of the ATM go back to the ATM? Whoever inserts the card gets it. The judge fainted on the spot, and even the lawyer admired him. The wife then said: If the money comes out as counterfeit, do you want it? Everyone present fainted and still haven't woken up. Story: Four A friend's cell phone was stolen near the train station. He immediately asked a friend to send a message to his cell phone: "Brother, the train is leaving soon. I can't wait for you, so I'll get on the train first! I'll put the 20,000 yuan I owe you in locker No. A19 at the train station, and the password is 1685." Half an hour later, the person who stole the mobile phone was captured alive in front of locker No. A19 in the train station's check-in office. Comment: As long as we can innovate, any problem can be solved. Story: Five The prisoner received a letter from his wife: You are in jail, our acres of land are not plowed, my parents-in-law are not moving, I am not in good health, and I still have to take care of the children. The prisoner wrote back: Don't dig the ground, there is a gun buried in the ground... A few months later, his wife wrote back: The police came in four batches, and they searched our land several times. I was so tired that I vomited blood but couldn't find the gun. Where did you hide the gun? The prisoner replied: There are no guns in the first place, so the police helped plow the land. You should farm the land quickly. I can't help with other tasks! Comment: This is a master! It doesn't matter where the person is, the key is to solve the problem. To meet challenges, we must change our mindset Story: Six A handsome guy was walking with his grandfather in the evening. Not far away, there was a beautiful woman with elegant temperament. I couldn't help but take a second look. Grandpa asked: Do you like it? The handsome guy nodded shyly. Grandpa asked again: Do you want her phone number? The handsome guy blushed instantly. Grandpa said: Look at me. Then he turned around and walked towards the beauty. A few minutes later, the handsome guy's phone rang, and sweet voices came from it: Hello, your grandpa is lost, come here quickly, we are at the park gate. The handsome guy admired his grandpa so much that he silently saved the phone number. Masters are among the people! Comment: As long as your thoughts don't slip! There are always more solutions than difficulties! Story: Seven After a fight with her husband, a woman was too embarrassed to go home and cry. She suddenly thought of going to a funeral home to cry loudly to vent her anger. It happened that an old man's funeral was being held, and a certain woman began to cry loudly along with his family members. The old man's wife complained: This damn ghost actually has a mistress. Seeing her crying heartbreakingly, he comforted her and said: Third brother, seeing how sad you are crying, we will give you 150 million in cash, other real estate and company stocks, so you can stop thinking about it and stop making trouble, okay?" --- This case tells us: going to a strange circle may bring unexpected rewards! Don't stay at home if you have nothing to do! Life is about being naughty [naughty]

Actually, I didn't want to watch it at first But I thought I'd clicked it and just watched it for a while. Because at first I couldn't accept that he was an uncle. But In fact, the more you look at it, the better it looks. I want to say something Dear readers, it's fine if you clicked on it by accident. Don't look at the front. He is an uncle. I decided to abandon the article (not read it) you will regret it This is my personal feeling But you may also think differently from me. That's okay Wait until you read it carefully before deciding whether you want to watch it or not. · · · · · · · · By the time you remember it, you've already finished reading it Did you experience any unexpected surprises? Then do you still find it ugly? Y( ·??· )Yeah~

It's a very interesting novel, but there are too few updates. I hope it will be released soon.