I Really Don't Want to Live Off a Woman

On Hulu Mountain lives a queen named Chun Sanniang. She loves to walk barefoot, each step landing in midair. At Qingyun Temple lives a stunningly handsome young Taoist priest with the name Yingjun. He doesn't want to coast on his looks. He wants to make a living through his own talent and hard work. The Gate of Fate brings them together. Chun Sanniang smiles like a flower: “Little Taoist, would you give up your vows for me?” The Real Yingjun, solemn and dignified, replies: “My Taoist name is Kidney Failure, and my lay name is Impotent. I'm really not cut out to live off a woman.” Chun Sanniang furrows her delicate brows: “You can't escape my grasp.” The Real Yingjun brings his palms together: “Open Sesame!” There's laughter and touching moments, beauties as lovely as paintings, bewitching fox spirits and alluring ghosts, a three-eyed Yang Erlang, and a dark-circled Nezha, all appearing in fresh new guises. In short, it's a story that's “so handsome it's blinding, and ridiculously hilarious.”