Liu Sleepy traveled through time and became a frail and sickly lady who could lie down for half a month if caught by the slightest breeze. The key point is that I, the mighty Sanda champion of the 21st century, traveled to ancient times and chatted with you all day long. This is completely inconsistent with my character of Liu Sleepy, the invincible in the world! ! !
Lifting up the skirt is like doing a cartwheel, and using a hand to split the knife pillar directly breaks the waist. It's a talent show, right? Would you like to come to Duan Jiaozhou Yangko to help the fun?
Oh, Bai Lianhua, the scheming bitch, can only be killed in seconds in front of a straight woman!
Li Zeqian: "But no matter how hard you try, you can't shake my heart even a little bit."
Liu sleepy rolled his eyes at him: "Brother, did you grow up on narcissistic milk powder? With your looks, you are still far from a second-tier star!"
Li Zeqian: "... Come here and drag the princess back to the house. I must teach her a lesson!"
Liu sleepy clenched his fists and looked confused: "Teach? How to teach?"
Li Zeqian took off his belt and said, "What do you think?"
I like the ancient saying the most, support it! Chase to the end~