I Think I Got a Fake System

As a "gate-closing" disciple, my only daily task was to close my master and mistress's bedroom door every night before they went to "sleep."

But who could have guessed that simply sneaking a peek at my master and mistress doing that (censored) thing would land me in this situation?

What the hell is this thing in my head?

"Oh, come on! What are you doing? What are you doing? Can't I even say a couple of words to you?" Xiao Qingchen clutched his head, feeling like his skull was about to explode.

"Heh heh, if you dare expose the existence of this System, then today this System will make history in the System world by killing its Host to keep it quiet!"

The mischievous System rolled around in Xiao Qingchen's mind.