The Abandoned Consort Strikes Back: Your Majesty, Where Are You Running?

The biggest little drama queen in the imperial capital transmigrates into the body of an abandoned concubine overnight. Who said an abandoned concubine never has to attend the emperor? She promises she won’t beat him to death! On her very first day after arriving, she’s summoned to the emperor’s bedchamber. What’s a girl to do? Treat the palace like a film set and act her heart out! “Doctor! The Consort has fainted with a fever!” All the consorts: “…” “Oh no! The Consort’s been disfigured! She can’t attend the emperor anymore!” All the consorts: “…” “It’s over! The Consort… the Consort seems to have stopped breathing!” Everyone: “…” Rumors spread like wildfire. The abandoned consort was said to meet with disaster every time the emperor summoned her. The other consorts were sure she’d never rise again. Being a couch potato is great! A couch potato who never gets up is even better! The consort thinks she can finally relax. She returns to her room and takes her time getting all dolled up. Her happiness lasts a second. A young palace maid rushes in with the news: “Your Highness, the emperor is here again!” Unbelievable…