An Exclusive, Limited-Edition Love: Divorce Lawyer, Please Come In

Reporter: Mr. Chu, I hear you’re against marriage and afraid of women. So why did you choose Miss Jiang as your wife? Mr. Chu: Miss Jiang is gentle and beautiful, refined and gracious. She’s the perfect wife. (Though divorce lawyers are always saying Jiang Yingyue is money-hungry, violent, stingy, and utterly unscrupulous.) Jiang Yingyue rubbed her forehead and glared at him with her almond-shaped eyes. “Tell the truth!” Mr. Chu trembled. “She... she trapped me into marriage with our son.” Jiang Yingyue suppressed her anger and warned him, “I’ll give you one chance to rethink your answer. Try again!” Mr. Chu straightened his immaculate suit and, with his usual solemn air, declared loudly to the whole world, “Because I love her.” This answer greatly pleased Miss Jiang, the award-winning divorce lawyer.