Seal the Heavens

Xiongba Zhonggu came to sign in (following the reading)

Xiongba Zhonggu came to sign in and support (currently reading)

I'm a bitch too. When I looked at my writing, I found that it was so bad. Not only was it incoherent, but there seemed to be some logic issues. I'm really grateful to my second brother for signing me... Okay, we have to change it, big change! I'll revise it hard, but luckily I don't have many words now...

Xiongba Zhonggu came to visit (already collected) looking forward to a return visit

"A Bad Joke Every Day" Passerby A: "Life is a hard journey. Fortunately, I bumped into you on the way." Passerby B: "cnm, is it still reasonable to hit someone with a car?"

"A Bad Joke Every Day" Ge Xiaodan asked his father: "Dad, how did you and your mother fall in love enough to get married?" Ge Erdan touched Ge Xiaodan's head and said with a smile: "I came home from get off work that day and saw a beautiful girl being dragged by four gangsters, so I stepped forward!" "Wow! Dad was a hero who saved the beauty, and then mom fell in love with you?" Ge Xiaodan said with admiration. At this time, Ge Erdan lit up a cigarette, took a deep breath and said calmly: "No, just when I was beaten to death by those gangsters, your mother beat the gangsters away, and then dragged me back home, half dead."

"A Bad Joke Every Day" The goddess complained to others: "My boyfriend always snores when he sleeps, and the sound is so loud that I can't sleep well." Li Moli, the female prostitute, nodded in agreement and said, "Yes, yes, that's it." After saying that, everyone started laughing unintentionally. After a few seconds, the surroundings suddenly became inexplicably quiet...

"A Bad Joke Every Day" Lao Wang next door became blind, and the community organization sent him a guide dog. The community staff said to Lao Wang: "Uncle, you can't see clearly. This guide dog will help you." Lao Wang shook his head and said, "Oh, it's of no use at all. I just ate one two days ago, so it's of no use!"

"A Bad Joke Every Day" At the beginning of the school year, everyone had military training. As a result, Xiao Guang was late for roll call. The instructor punished Xiao Guang by slamming the wall and shouting "Arrive!" 100 Times! "Arrived! Arrive! Arrive! Arrive! Arrive!..." Suddenly the wall collapsed, and then I saw a large truck driving over. At this time, I saw a head sticking out from the cab, with a ferocious look on his face and yelled: "Fuck! Who is this idiot who is giving blind orders!"

"A Bad Joke Every Day" It had been a long time since Xiaoguang graduated from high school. There was a class reunion organized by someone unknown, so Xiaoguang went. After eating and drinking together, everyone was very happy. It was time to finally pay the bill. In order to prove that he was doing well, Xiaoguang pushed everyone away and said loudly: "Don't grab it. Don't grab it. I will pay for the bowl of beef noodles I just ate!"