My Foolish Empress Is Always Flirting

Mu Yun is dead! The superstar killed herself after a breakup! The screen queen died for love! That was what the media headlines said. “Bullshit!” The screen queen opened her eyes and cursed furiously. Then she realized: She’d really done it now. Who was this girl? In the eyes of the people of the Xuanyuan Dynasty, the Grand Preceptor’s third daughter had a beauty that could topple cities, but she was a fool who knew nothing of love and hate. What a pity, what a shame. To the people in the Grand Preceptor’s residence, that fool was easy prey. Anyone could trample all over her. But then, one day, everything changed. The fool became empress, and a barnyard fowl became a phoenix. How infuriating, how painful! But in one person’s eyes: “That brat dares compete with me for my woman, even though he already has three thousand beauties in his harem? Seems his life is too peaceful. Tomorrow, I’ll go take three of his cities!” “That kid surnamed Mu? No problem. He and Yun’er are siblings. Adoptive siblings are siblings too, heh.” The paparazzi of the Celestial Dynasty sprang into action, rushing out of their nests: “Your Highness, we hear you’re involved with the Empress of Xuanyuan?” His Highness smiled. “We’re in love with the intention of spending our lives together. That’s not taking liberties!” The paparazzi looked behind him. “Ah, the Empress!” His Highness turned around and saw the Empress with tears of joy in her eyes. He thought: Ah, would it be all right to try a different position tonight? Everyone: … Ah, Empress, once you fall into the pit of love, you sink deeper than the sea. From then on, wisdom is just a stranger!